Alan

hace un mes que no sonrio porque no hice nada para ganarmelo

> Hitting on a girl while she has a boyfriend then ignoring her when she’s single

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

a man who waits for the perfect shot will die with a full mag

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

Smoking weed make you so unbothered that’s what bothers people fr

“you handled it so well” nah i didn’t, i lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself

Don’t test the hardness of a glass. Its destiny is to break.

I can't believe some people do this for 80 years

Take it personal. At this age, people are 100% aware.

Everytime i stop smoking weed i be like yeah i get why i be smoking

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

i hope this email kills us both instantly

🚨: For the first time in history, daily cannabis use has officially overtaken daily alcohol consumption in the U.S.

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

“𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦; 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵.” — 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

Messi’s goals with his right foot 😮‍💨

💣🚨 | PROBLEMAS DE MESSI CON LA COMPRA DE LA UE CORNELLÁ 👀 Tras la compra del equipo catalán por parte de Lionel Messi, LaLiga le habría advertido de que el club no podría jugar en Primera División por conflicto de intereses ❌ El organismo le habría argumentado que, en ningún caso, dos clubes con el mismo dueño pueden competir en la misma categoría (Real Madrid y UE Cornellà)

El marroquí hablando de marrón lol