Alan Suggett
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Alan Suggett
@AlanMSuggett
Dental business adviser, retired chartered accountant
Newcastle upon Tyne Katılım Nisan 2011
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A Geordie man goes to the Ashington swimming baths.
As he walks along the poolside, a lass in the pool starts complimenting him.
The Geordie says, “Are ye flirtin’?”
"Nah, pet. I'm on me tiptoes!”, she replies.
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An important one. Calling all colleagues in England to sign and share.
BDA@TheBDA
On 1 April the UDA turns 20... If you're a dentist in England, and you've had enough of failed contracts and underfunding, co-sign this birthday message to Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting. bda.eaction.net/20yearsofhurt
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In case any of my “X” friends have wondered what I’ve been doing since I retired from my dental partner role with UNW……..
I’ve been cast as the Clown 🤡 in the musical “Hello Dolly”!
Tickets on sale now.
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@EddieCrouch Happy birthday Eddie- by coincidence it’s my birthday this month and I’ll be skiing in Filzmoos.
I hope NHS dentistry negotiations in 2026 bring common sense, truth and honesty to the table.
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@NCL_Uncovered And when Geordie went into a pub in London he said to the barmaid “Ahm thorsty an famished. Gis a pint pet, and have ye gotta pie?”
The barmaid replied “Of course yerv gotta pay - it ain’t ferkin free!”
Thank you Brendan - sadly missed - but unintelligible darn sarf!
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@NCL_Uncovered Thank you Brendan Healy RIP - in Brendan’s version it was Prince Philip offering a piece of cake or a meringue to Geordie
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A Geordie walks into a bakery & points at the counter where the sweet items are.
He says,
"I'll have one of them, please pet"
The woman working at the bakery, unsure of which item he’s pointing at, replies,
“A doughnut or a meringue?”
The Geordie answers,
“Na, ya reet pet.”
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@EddieCrouch Another thing we have in common - a wife called Jane!
Happy birthday to her
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One for you @EddieCrouch - is that a heron? Alnwick Castle in the background. Shall I ask Harry Potter to magic up a new NHS Dental contract?
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@BMAResidents @TheBMA @Melissa_S_Ryan In 2022 I prepared a report for the LDC Conference of average inflation adjusted NHS dental remuneration in the period 2006 to 2020 (46% less than inflation!)
I also noted that average pay for ALL workers had increased by 11% less than inflation.
@BMAResidents @wesstreeting
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No doctor today is worth less than they were 17 years ago, as @Melissa_S_Ryan has told Newsnight.
That’s why resident doctors in England have voted for industrial action.
There’s still time for the Government to listen and avert the strikes.
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@EddieCrouch Congratulations Eddie
PS you look like Dennis the Menace!
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@NCL_Uncovered Thank you Brendan Healy - that must have been the baths next to the Sea Life Centre - they were a turtle disaster, aalways clursed fer training porpoises
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A Geordie visits Ashington baths and a lass in the pool starts complimenting him.
The Geordie says, “Are ye flirtin’?”
"Nah, pet – I'm on me tiptoes!”, she replies.
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A fascinating insight into the dental practice sales market, linked to changing tax rules.
The @UNWLLP team are the go to professionals for practice owners contemplating a practice sale
linkedin.com/posts/michael-…
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@EddieCrouch @TheBDA I knew there was a reason why I miss dental shows!
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@SharonBarbour Good luck Sharon - I had to drive Jane to York yesterday for a train to London!
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@marktboyle @ShropsAeroPig I have a 330e and my average petrol consumption is 133mpg.
For me the hybrid is a very good option as 80% of my mileage is electric and I never have to be stressed about finding a charger on long journeys.
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@ShropsAeroPig What is it like day to day without big miles on motorway? I’ve heard mixed reviews of the 330e for mpg.
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The 530e charged up this morning ready for two university drop offs and visits! 380 miles briskly done at 46 mpg. Hybrids like this make so much sense, it seems insane for government to ban their sale…
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@EddieCrouch @PeterStefanovi2 Well done and happy birthday……you youngster !
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Handed in our petition today on my 65th birthday Thanks @PeterStefanovi2 for your support
Peter Stefanovic@PeterStefanovi2
Thank you everyone for sending this film in support of the @TheBDA’s call for urgent action to save NHS dentistry to a million views🙏 Is @wesstreeting listening?
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@EddieCrouch Our favourite trip from Seahouses is around the Farne Islands to see seals, puffins, guillemots, arctic terns, cormorants and………shags!
If you’ve brought your golf clubs I can recommend Bamburgh Castle Golf course - one of the most scenic in Europe
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@AlanMSuggett Hope the procedure is successful Bit cold around here at the moment but lovely and dry now
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