Alan

Need to get all the lads together and fight on!

How dare him slag off shearer.

What is joe doing to our club? Yohan kabab come on man!

For the people asking yes i am the real alan pardew and i just havnt rang up to get the twitter official.

Lads or doing well in hong kong! #winners

Getting my twitter official soon

@TcVortex worked on corners, and cabaye still smashes them in!

@MannJanine not my fault

Great training session with the lads the smorning!

Team meeting at training today and @alanpardew is organising French lessons for the entire squad cause of all the new French boys #notamused

@PFlounders am getting money at the end of the day #nicelife

@PFlounders fuck off

@george_grundy okay calm down we will get through this

#NUFC. Till I die @Joey7Barton. @TaylorR1984 @TimKrul. @AndyCarroll__ @AlanPardew @dannysimpson @CherylCole

Sorry about the defeat last night lads but pulled some good moves and a nice performance

Next 20 people to retweet this i will follow

@dembabafoot see you tomorrow mate ready to bang some more in

Chilling in hotel, time for match of the day 2 #football

Away to bed will be back tommorow night before the game cheers