Alan Smithee
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Alan Smithee
@AlanSmithee65
Tired of all the hypocrites in politics. conservative to extreme.
Texas, USA Katılım Ağustos 2022
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And causes vaginal dryness in a 10-mile radius.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor
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I'm starting to think that our death toll isn't still 13.
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸@jacksonhinklle
🚨 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran announces that ALL American bases in region have been ELIMINATED and they are now looking for the hidden military personnel
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@jared_shult And democrats will not vote to pay them but make sure they still get paid
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This is what happens when Republicans are in power
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Atlanta TSA line has now stretched to a stunning 153 minute-wait-time... AT 6AM IN THE MORNING!!!! The line is WRAPPING AROUND BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS PURE INSANITY!!!!!!
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@alphafox In less than 10 years they will all just come out nude
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@RealEmirHan I think the uncut version is better than the new dune
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@JamesSurowiecki I read it. But if you are have watched everything Disney has done this past decade it has been to downplay fatherhood even more white fatherhood in a positive light. Has nothing to do with politics. I would say more so ideology. Liberal dads can get up too..
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@AlanSmithee65 Did you somehow miss the first tweet in the thread that you are responding to?
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This is a great ad, but it's an ad about dads taking care of babies in the middle of the night rather than leaving that job to moms. How is that evidence of a RW culture shift?
Clay Travis@ClayTravis
The culture shift is real, this Disney cruise ship ad aimed at dads is fantastic:
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@TaraBull What percentage are actually going to college? And what percentage that are have a grade point average above 2
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@AmiriKing What percentage of them are really going to college and the ones that are what percentage has a grade point average above 2
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@JamesSurowiecki Neither did my dad..what's your point? Does everything have to be political and especially used to hate trump?
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@Outkick I agree with the salary disparity between the teams being so great there are fans that just know year after year their team has not shot
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@TaraBull I was there in 1989..doesn't even look the same..
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@MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @mtag1993 @tx_princess78 @_CeeDeeThree @dak Just because few players chose the raiders over the boys doesn't mean we want to start looking them too
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THOUGHTS ON THESE DALLAS #COWBOYS SPECIAL EDITION BLACK ON BLACK UNIFORMS WITH BLACK HELMETS AND A WHITE OUTLINE…?
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Exclusive first look at them:

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@Elizabeth88onl1 I hate the term body count it has regulated the act of sex to the same level of buying a pair of shoes
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@ewarren You would give it to Ukraine which is not in the US interest but you will not spend it on making the united states safer...you are a traitor
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@TheHannaRay I have always hated the term body count...it degrades the act of sex to the point of its like buying a pair of shoes
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@StlCards66_ @AugieNash Lucky they had a some budweiser lying around
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@AlanSmithee65 @AugieNash It’s amazing we all stayed hydrated.
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I miss Busch Stadium II.
- and station wagons.
- and fake ragtops.
- and hub caps that looked like fake chrome wheels.
- and chrome bumpers that weighed 500 pounds.
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#STLCards

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