Alan Williford

What a perfect @ChipotleTweets lunch. Perfect portion and dang near perfect wrapping. okay, maybe I squished it a little hard, getting it out of the bag.

@ChipotleTweets @BDSammyG You're saying the entire burrito should weigh 4oz?

@BDSammyG You should always get a full 4 oz. helping of rice, beans, and meat. If you feel your portions aren't accurate please let a manager know next time you are in. -Huda

I’m old enough to remember when @ChipotleTweets burritos had a 100% chance of ripping while you’re eating. Now you can eat them in 4 bites. This happening in its birthplace of Colorado is a damn shame!

@ChipotleTweets @stephenpuetz Are you saying the Burrito should weigh 4oz in total or there should be 4oz of protein, 4oz rice and 4oz of beans?

@stephenpuetz You should always get a full 4 oz. helping of rice, beans, and meat. If you feel your portions aren't accurate please let a manager know next time you are in. -Huda

Come on @ChipotleTweets. I thought you guys were fixing this nonsense. 3.4 ounces is not a serving.

@Hostess_Snacks do better!

@_junjulyaugust @ChipotleTweets Never trust a paper bag to something so juicy.

I got home with a @ChipotleTweets salad bowl and the bag ripped through and tragedy struck… anything you guys can do?! Will they give me a new bowl if I go back to the store with this?

@ChipotleTweets @brianbacons AI strikes again. Any true Chipotle lover would catch this fake.

@brianbacons Just to clarify - this photo isn't of a Chipotle restaurant

I am never working at @ChipotleTweets again fuck this

@myWinnipesaukee 11 cents per KW is to much for our area?

New Hampshire residents are being robbed and you know it...

@SLRNude You have the opportunity to co pare you various body parts to others. You begin to realize there is no such thing as normal.

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@Matt_Pinner Organ donor.

What do you call someone who does this 😳

@myWinnipesaukee I'm ready to see some snow. See... not accumulate!

Snow is accumulating at higher elevations

@ClayMillican @YouTube I'm with Tony on this one.

“I Swore I’d NEVER Drive a Canopy Top Fuel Car… Until Now!” youtu.be/eM11BE1rw3c?si… via @YouTube

@frankmals @myWinnipesaukee Buyer, always pays, in the end.

@myWinnipesaukee It was a nice streak, while it lasted.

Partly cloudy?

Keep making it trend. Happy Veterans Month! Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@NASCAR & @FOXSports thanks for the in car feed from @garret_1320 @Kenetik

@myWinnipesaukee @JBeasymoney Now I'm hungry. DANG IT!

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@VivekGRamaswamy @RomanAtwood Well said, and we'll done, sir!

We’re a red state, not a state of red tape. Well said, @RomanAtwood.

@Roku 2010, I think...

When did you get your first Roku device?

This weekend, you can rip around Talladega like a bald eagle! 🦅 Watch Cleetus McFarland's @ARCA_Racing in-car camera live on our YouTube channel tomorrow!