@ryanalexmitchel having an unbelievable bash on copacabana beach right now son. It's like... Sensational.
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Alan Hansen
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Alan Hansen
@Alan_Hansen
Former Liverpool and Scotland. MOTD pundit. Scar on forehead from bear fight. Defensive analyser extrodinare. You'll never win anything with kids. Parody.
London Katılım Ocak 2011
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It's true what they say, these fools didn't know what they'd got til it's gone!
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Holding back the tears here. Lets tear up Rio like it's 1990. Get down here Lawro!
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That last one said "2 Als are better than 1" way too many times...bed time for Hansen, Shearer still ploughing through em
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@Gillyfizzy Gill! Last time I saw Linda she was on all fours in the early 90s. Lawro was on mouth duty that night so we didn't talk much
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@RNLILiverpool Sorry son I don't believe in lifeboats, defended many a sinking ship single handedly in my day
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Glad I my pink shirt came back from hotel laundry. Shearer's sporting the light blue with dark blue pits. Scorching in this studio!
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@GaryLineker has convinced me to get back into this social media malarkey.
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Pleased to announce I will be Scotland's new defensive coach under Strachan. We might not win many but we will not be conceding...
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Atrocious defending from the dragon and George has slayed him with consummate ease. Absolutely unbelievable.
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Fuck me I'm a ghoulish figure without my #MOTD makeup, got up for a slash, caught myself in the mirror & ended up shitting all over the cat!
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@JimCampbellTFR @Alan_Hansen: He may be a cunt but Robbie Savage smells like a ripe peach falling on freshly cut grass, unbelievable.
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He may be a cunt but Robbie Savage smells like a ripe peach falling on freshly cut grass, unbelievable.
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Wish I could run my fingers through Mancini's hair. My hot breath on the back of his neck would ease some of that tension.
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Just caught Lawro & Shearer at Starbucks together, no invite for me? They can forget about comin to the Avon demonstrations at mine tonight!
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