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ANNOUNCEMENT It is with excitement/hysteria that I can announce that THE BLACKHEATH SEANCE PARLOUR is to be made into a TV Series. thebookseller.com…/blackheath-se-ance-parlour-…

@lady_valor_07 Put them in a home.

Elizabeth line down, Canary Wharf down yet again. #elizabethline #unreliable

@Matt_Pinner none.

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@Matt_Pinner Baby fish mouth.

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@MbarkCherguia It is The Irritatingly Erotic Adventures of Charles McBride? I'm not sure.

How many? 🤔

@MbarkCherguia Cod liver oil.

When you see Madonna performing like this… what is your first thought? 😏

@kendalljayyzhxu 26

How many squares....!!! 99.9% will fail..?

@kendalljayyzhxu 24

@L1ghtandSalt The bot responses to this are so transparent. How to block them?

Caught my nanny doing this with my daughter.

@SkyVirginSon Skip.

If you belong to JESUS, type "AMEN". If you belong to SATAN, Skip!

Human pet bed #pillion

See this Instagram post by @alan_blackheath instagram.com/p/DRElMrfiH6y/…

@Matt_Pinner An alarm clock.

Anyone know what this is?

@LlyrPowell I'm opening a shop that turns up trousers in Caerphilly. Gap in the market.

A huge thank you to everyone who voted Reform yesterday. We didn’t get the change we wanted this time, but growing from 500 votes to over 12,000 shows how strong our movement has become. We’re just getting started. ➡️

See this Instagram post by @alan_blackheath instagram.com/p/DPEyVwTCM17/…

Charles McBride has escaped a destructive marriage, fired his business partner who was sleeping with his wife along with most of his friends and gone on holiday in a temper.