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@TaraBull Eric Swalwell's wife ...

Name a politician who's had a worse week than Eric Swalwell

Vinyl obviously.

@MbarkCherguia Safe ...

How do you feel about this?

@Jesii_ca_M I'd buy three more dogs ...

What would you do?

@oelma__ Is that a trick question?

Is this really what men want??

@DawnsMission Multiply the number of people in Congress by 1 and you got your answer ...

How many sexual predators do you think are in Congress?

@otokyo__ Replace "Makeup" with "Clothes" and I'm with ya ...

Men, is this true?

@interesting_aIl Some people have way too much time on their hands ...

I got an idea (I ain’t telling it tho)

The face of the real Democrat Party.

@MattWallace888 Why do you see conspiracies under every rock?

Pay close attention to the expression on Jared Kushner’s face 👀

@Jesii_ca_M The Cockness Monster ...

What did you see first?

@MorEdge_Insight She must've left the toilet seat down ...

Muslims all across Europe and the UK are pushing for Sharia Law. Imams tell you how they will ensure Sharia enters western countries. How it will bring joy and morality to society. This is Sharia. Look carefully. This will be your daughters soon.

@TaraBull Adulterer ... Traitor ... Corrupt ... Rapist ...

How would you describe Eric Swalwell in a few short words?

What comes to mind when you see Maxine Waters?

@Matt_Pinner Damn, I was just watching Speedy Gonzalez cartoons ...

What is the last movie/show you watched? 😂

@otokyo__ Blockheadistanian ...

Please be kind, what’s my ethnicity.....

Mayors who are smarter than Mamdani :

@otokyo__ It's Rosie O'Donnell bending over in the shower ...

Unknown warning light on dash. What does it mean?

@oelma__ A new phone # ...

You just won $5 million. What's your first purchase?