Amber

Kitten with pink nails in footsie pajamas

Well friends, It’s been fun. After the salute…. I’m out. See ya’ll again on January 20, 2029. Find me with the same @ on lemon8 and bluesky… or literally any other app.

I feel so bad for the people who don’t understand that this is fake and rage bait.

We stay judging

Im not pregnant…. But why is my grandma so randomly on the nose with that name? It’s literally on my baby list.

Ooooof that ravens getting FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED

Autumn obviously wants me to be a minimalist because she pees on everything I love….. including getting INSIDE my $60 leather coffin bag and peeing in that.

Gun to my head, I could not tell you the plot of wicked.

I thought it was a little jokey joke so I didn’t save any of my drafts…..

WHAT IS THIS

ITS REAL!?

The P.T Barnum Museum is cursed and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Is this supposed to be aesthetic? Cause this looks fucking gross

Yo how the fuck you spell Sugurny Weaver

When my mom opened her Christmas present of a Stanley I immediately took the paper wrapper off. I’ll be damned if my mom turns into one of those pretentious Stanley douche bags that keeps the wrapper on the cup.

Was this in Maryland by any chance 😂

Not my dad casually hanging out at the White House today, drinking a mimosa in front of a fire place with the First Lady.

Elon… being a felon means NOTHING when the man you worship happens to be one too….