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@_Skullflesh_ Unfortunately, unanticipated expenses in the coyote removal department mean we have to deprioritise healthcare in the next quarter

@AlbertCareOffi2 Will i keep my healthcare insurance?

The AlbertCare Union strike is officially over, as we have reached an agreement to remove the coyote packs from the cafeteria and conference rooms

Nature is healing: 32% of human settlements could be reclaimed by deserts within 2070.

No end in sight as UN negotiations on halting problem enters day 9,650

We regret to announce that the AlbertCare Charity Concert for the Children of Africa ft. @pitbull, @macklemore and @PanicAtTheDisco has been cancelled as Pitbull, Macklemore, and Panic! at the Disco unfortunately couldn't find the time.

@DisneyAnimation lays off 400 of their California workforce for not being "wartime consiglieres."

"So you think you can Kissinger?" NBC gameshow will find the next common enemy of the American left.

Monkey raised in human family places in 100th percentile for English and Math scores.

Calls for resignation of Chancellor of the Exchequer renew; what does this mean for the average British exchequer?

GOP to introduce third, middle house to further paralyse government.

As temperatures drop, AlbertCare provides warm winter uniforms for hundreds of child soldiers.

Israel threatens to turn off gravity in Gaza Strip.

Breaking: Palestinian housing market explodes.

Math guy guests on AlbertCare Podcast Hour, says that "math is really important", and that "there's still things to learn about math".

The 2023 #NobelPrize in chemistry is awarded to you and that girl you really like.

Thanks to AlbertCare, detainees in off-shore Australian refugee camps can use VR headsets to simulate rich, fulfilling lives on the mainland.

"Real life Kung Fu Panda": Berlin Zoo's famous giant panda reveals martial arts abilities with a flawless axe kick on an unsuspecting child.