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Alberto Gonzalez

@Alberto_NH3

Aventurero, cervecero, relajado y fanatico de llevarse las cosas relax

Mexico Katılım Mart 2010
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Alberto Gonzalez
Alberto Gonzalez@Alberto_NH3·
@ArthurMC83 @MetroCDMX Me adhiero a tu mensaje, que rechinguen a su puta madre. Ojalá y su puta madre, hermana, abuela, esposa, hija o ellos mismos, estén jodidos y tengan que subir las escaleras a pie
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Arthur Morales
Arthur Morales@ArthurMC83·
Ninguna puta escaleta electrica de @MetroCDMX Polanco línea 7 funciona!! Que grandes hijos de perra son! Para nosotros que podemos no pasa nada, pero no mames la cantidad de personas con bastón, ancianos, con movilidad limitada sufriendo para llegar hasta arriba! CHSPM
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History Nerd
History Nerd@_HistoryNerd·
Kevin Hart on the time he outsmarted his mom (and paid the price): On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kevin Hart was asked about his high school basketball days. Turns out, just getting to tryouts required a full criminal mastermind operation. Kevin played four years of varsity, but making the team almost didn't happen. His school was two hours away by public transportation, and tryouts started at 6:00 AM, which meant leaving home at 4:00 AM. His mom shut it down immediately. As Kevin recalls her saying: "You're not leaving our house at 4:00 AM to go try out for a basketball team. There's all types of crazy people out here, I'm not sending my son on public transportation at that time." But Kevin wanted it bad. So he came up with a plan: "Because I'm such a genius, I decided to take all the clocks in the house and set all of the clocks forward." Every single one. VCRs, watches, wall clocks, everything. When it was really 4:00 AM, the clocks said 6:00 AM. He woke his mom up acting like it was time for work, and out the door they went into the dark. The plan worked. Kevin made it to tryouts. Then came the consequences. "Midway through the day, I remember being in class… I remember a head popping in the window. And it was my mom. And my mom, she's just biting her lip." The teacher told him his mother wanted to see him. Kevin begged him to come along. No luck. "All I heard her say was, you had me get to work two hours early! Bop! Wasn't nobody else in the office but me! She beat me all the way home. Every bus we got on she hit me… I think I got whooped for 3 and 1/2 hours straight." The kicker? He made the team. And he was happy about it. When Jimmy asked what the lesson was, Kevin didn't even try to spin it: "I'm going to be honest with you. There was no lesson in that one."
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PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicks·
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
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El Club del Arte 🎨📷📚🖼🕍🎼
Detalles de campeones que dan alegría infinita a sus fans… Cuando el piloto estadounidense de NASCAR Kyle Busch se dio cuenta que una mujer que manejaba a su lado traía una de sus gorras, bajo la ventanilla y sucedió esto: El arte del automovilismo!!
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Raúl Gutiérrez@RaulGtzNR·
Bien torcidos
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Ⓜark@GrinchMisantrop·
@contralinea @Nancy_FloresN @CFEmx @Claudiashein ...en cambio, a muchos proveedores de CFE hace más de 6 meses que no nos pagan. Yo les rento un inmueble en Mazatlán Sinaloa, y a pesar de haberle enviado una carta a la directora de CFE, no hay respuesta.
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Brown Plus
Brown Plus@E40_brown·
This million dollars yacht can fly....😍😍😍
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Historia Naval 2GM
Historia Naval 2GM@SgmNaval·
Acorazado alemán Bismarck durante la Batalla del Estrecho de Dinamarca (Hoy hace 85 años). El HMS Hood, orgullo de la marina británica, resultaría hundido y el HMS Prince of Wales, el más moderno de los acorazados ingleses, resultaría dañado.
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aapayés@aapayes·
El embajador de Israel en Dinamarca protestó por la difusión de este vídeo: Cobardes terroristas sionistas golpeando a una mujer Palestina ¡Hagamos que se vuelva viral en todo el mundo! #CIJ_ICJ 🇵🇸⚖️🌎
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El Club del Arte 🎨📷📚🖼🕍🎼
Sin lugar a dudas este gol ha sido catalogado como una obra maestra… Sucedió en un juego del fútbol mexicano, América enfrentaba a Toluca, cuando en una banda José Saturnino Cardoso tomó el balón realizó una obra de arte! No solo es fútbol, es arte!
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
NEWLY RESURFACED VIDEO: 36-year-old interview where Barbara Walters brutally questions Trump about not seeing @DonaldJTrumpJr for months, being on the verge of bankruptcy and owning Hitler books. Must watch.
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EasYOfLagos ✨️
EasYOfLagos ✨️@easydigita·
Mike tyson legendary top ranks knockouts 😳
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Una mujer cualquiera@CualquieraMujer·
Uyyyyyyy la chaira @Viri_Rios se enojó porque tanto Leo Zuckermann como Rivapalacio le dijeron que su patroncito AMLO puso a México en una situación delicada. Se sintió una tensión que jamás había visto. Es más solo miren como el programa Tercer Grado terminó de una manera abrupta.
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Alerta News 24
Alerta News 24@AlertaNews24·
🇨🇺🇺🇸 | Gobierno cubano se burla de Marco Rubio en forma de títere: 'cómo hacer que un país suplique ser invadido' — 'Cortar el combustible' — 'Esperar a que sufran' — 'Ofrecer Wi-Fi gratis' — 'Inventar excusa' — 'Presentarse con portaaviones'
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Darcie
Darcie@Darcie1387·
Ranking thieves who got busted
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Nayeli Roldán
Nayeli Roldán@nayaroldan·
En la “ciudad de las libertades”, ya no se puede protestar? Quién manda a estos provocadores? A quién le molesta la protesta? Por qué amedrentan a ciudadanos de esta forma?
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Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
This is one of the most psychologically revealing things he’s ever said. Consider that we’re supposed to be his “friends.” “I don't like friends that become very successful. I like people that are just OK. Even if they're terrible, I like that, too. I hate like when I have lunch with somebody that's really, really successful. I hate it. Because he or she is bragging about how great they are. And I hate that when they do that. Because they stopped me from talking about the fact that I became president.”
Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸@jimstewartson

Christ. Here are the words in case you’re distracted by his bulging neck pussy. 🤦‍♂️ “Story, I read a story yesterday where the pharmacies. They're going out of business. They have glass all over the place. You want toothpaste. You have to open up. You have to get a clerk to open up the thing. And they opened and they handed a toothpaste. And in the meantime, other people waiting to steal it. They got for a guy. They were saying a guy right here, Mr. Lutnick, said Mr. Lutnick is a rich guy. But he was in a store. And he noticed when he was in a drugstore, the people with duffel bags. They're putting sh- crap in a duffel bag and walking. And the clerk says, you're not supposed to be doing that. And the kid said, dah, with your walks out. And if the clerk does anything at all, they arrest the clerk. How screwed up is our country? How the hell do you make your money if you got to open up glass, expensive glass, to give somebody a toothbrush, or to give somebody some toothpaste? That does not sound like a good business model. See, I've empty stores. The whole thing, we got to change it. Now, the way you stop that, you know how you stop that? You come down hard on those people. [APPLAUSE] In one day, you solve that problem all over the country. You just come down so hard that they never forget it, and they'll never do it again. They'll never do it again. It's horrible. What's happening is horrible. And it's all in the blue cities. It's all blue. The 25 worst cities of blue means Dumocrat. That's a new name I came up with. You've never heard. I was thinking about this character we have in the house. His name is Hakeem Jeffries. [APPLAUSE] And he's a low IQ person, very low IQ. And I watched what he was saying, and what the horrible things he was saying. And I said, he's a dumb guy. I said, wait a minute, he's a Dumocrat. That's how I got the name. You take the E out. You don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has the B in it, actually. You don't need it. You discard the B. But you take the E out, and you place it with the U. They are Dumocrats. You know why? Because their policies are dumb. Their policies are very dumb.”

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Cucumberman
Cucumberman@BersekEv·
A la izquierda un civil liberado de un campo de concentración nazi en 1945. A la derecha un civil liberado de un campo de concentración sionista en 2025. Israel no respeta los derechos humanos y nosotros tampoco vamos a respetar a los sionistas.
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Iranian Force@MrImranPk·
“If you got a chance to visit Iran for free after the war ends, would you go
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