Baptized in Modelo

Bélico el asunto

@clipsthatgohard This is the 78 east 🔥

This is my favorite video on the internet

No one wants to turn up anymore

Everyone’s been on a health kick lately and I’m low key getting really fucking tired of it

I’m trynna get obliterated before my mom starts the Rosario

@timcayem @matttyyyice_

is nobody going to talk about how every mother fucker named matt is good at drums?

I can’t express how hard I’m laughing at this

@tweetsbymtb @matttyyyice_ Lesss goooooo

@AldoRevive @matttyyyice_ this is exactly what you guys are getting Lolol

@AVOIDKICKSASS No cap

I hate to tweet something so controversial from the band page but man FUCK whataburger

Where the hoes at?

@tweetsbymtb Bro I’m not going down without a fight

@AldoRevive Please don’t buy 36 of them and store them in Don Willys fridge, enough is enough.

Thank God, but also this is an announcement my boy aldo needs to see @AldoRevive

I LOST THE GAME

@JoshuaLandon NO CAP 🔥

This is some @AldoRevive shit

My smile be looking clean af lately and I got it for the low price of on the house 🔥 #nocap

Ever since I started dating a dentist I’ve noticed y’all mfs have some FUCKED up teeth!! Crooked ass Silver teeth ass I can make tortillas out of the plaque on your teeth ass You would rather spend your money on some designer than get your damn mouth cleaned ass Broke ass

the señoras workings the drive thru 12am to 6am at my friendly neighborhood jack in the box are the ONLY ONES that have seen me at my worst! WE HAVE A BOND ♥️

Every time I come to a restaurant and I’m the first one here from my group I make sure to tell the server I’m waiting on other people so they know I’m not that much of a fucking looser