Mike Alderson

The lug nuts on my truck require more torque then what your import makes! #citykids #fuckinhondas

This world could use less " yo homie" and more " yee yee" @EarlDibblesJr

The lyrics are "painted on tight" not "shining so bright" this ain't twinkle little star ya fucking idiot! #ifyagunnasingit #singitright

Well doesn't that make you feel like the biggest piece of shit ever

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces #imanasshole

@amyantonia6 figured it would give ya something too do!!

How bout this swear jar thing!! #fuckeh #whoskeepintrack @kellieantonia @amyantonia6 @santonia13

I think my GPS is drunk!

Im coming over I hope thats alright listen to me pullin in your drive lookout your Window and seemy lights #offwork #surprise @kellieantonia

Out for a rip in the blizzard! #ohfuckyabud

"You no when you drink and your tongue gets numb" Ohhh someone's going to be hungover for Christmas! Ahaha love you @kellieantonia

Another raise! Christmas bonus! #fuckya

Just in one of those peachy effin moods.

Darlin' your pants say yoga, but your camel toe says Hump Day.

Been practicin' my math today. 4 x 4 = Offroad.

My Saturday was goin' pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

East bound and down load it up and truck it! I'm gunna do what they say can't be done. #truckin #tightdeadline #$$$$

Couldn't be happier! Love you @kellieantonia

Gunna be another sleepless night, work in 6hours #exhausted #cantsleep

About to get my redneck on... city drivers >:l