Abdul-Aleem 😀

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

“are you free after work?” me after work:

-"Press the clutch, release it slowly, and accelerate" *car turns off*

Me applying for the job: "I'm a team player & super friendly" Me when my coworker says good morning

Me in 1994 wasting time and resting instead of saving for a mortgage

"Breast or thighs?" Me: Personality KFC staff:

How come 8 hrs at home takes 20mins and 8hrs at work take 6days

when your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious:

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

Any discount on a LEGO set is a good discount lol. 😅

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

They look like a couple from UCT

Its cold tonight, a hot bowl of tuna mate would go down quite good. 🤤

This is my hero today!

Every time I see these videos of late 90s/early 2000s high schoolers it just proves all the people that said Raimi’s Spider-Man cast looked too old is nonsense

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

What if you had a dungaree but made out of a solid quality sweatpants material, in different colors and subtle design changes, would that work? Does it exist?

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”