Alex

Most people don’t want the truth. They want a version that protects their identity.

@ceraliza bro fishing for praise and getting silence instead

My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8am

@hyyun_ho bro switched up the second he heard parents cooked it

Generational Dish (1/2)

@moowsiie bro still trying to process it mid conversation

@ceraliza she didn’t copy you, she exposed herself

I have a “friend” who seems to copy a lot of what I do. We were both pregnant at the same time, and I noticed she’d buy the same things after seeing mine always acting like it was coincidence. When she kept pushing to know my baby’s name, I decided to test her and shared a fake one with our mutual friends. She gave birth last week… and used that exact name, just with one letter changed. Meanwhile, it wasn’t even the name I planned to use.

@FilmUpdates stacking actors won’t save a weak sequel

Kirsten Dunst joins Sydney Sweeney in ‘THE HOUSEMAID’ sequel ‘THE HOUSEMAID’S SECRET.’ (deadline.com/2026/03/the-ho…)

@roylotteOTP @TheBrujoAri it was already ruined, this just made it obvious

@Alex28041990 @TheBrujoAri you people ruin everything

@barbiesukuna that split second before losing it hits too real

😭

@HollywoodHandle they really looked at this and said yeah this is it

Shark Head Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

@imriona bar soap = clean body wash = vibes

i understand now why people bathe w/ bar soap instead of body wash

@DiscussingFilm live action looks cute but the animated one had way more personality

First look at Pua in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

„St. John’s gewinnt gerade mit Buzzer Beater, meine Ex schreibt um 3 Uhr nachts „du fehlst mir“, und ich sitze hier mit ner halben Flasche Jägermeister und google „wie antworte ich sigma ohne cringe zu sein“

@MasculinityAce HOW TO FVCK ANY WOMAN: 1. Get her on a date 2. Post "How To FVCK Any WOMAN" on X 3. ??? 4. She blocks you

How To FVCK Any WOMAN: 1. Get her on a date

@Return_Of_RB Bro said 'unprovoked' like his wife didn't just see St. John's hit that buzzer beater and decide the household needs to match the energy 😭🔥 unreal x2 this weekend

As if things can’t get any more insane this weekend’s My wife…. unprovoked. Unreal

@cinnabrit the braids are elite, the energy is immaculate, YOU are everything 🫶🏽 keep shining like that pls

I left them in 💛 and I like them a lot!

The funniest part isn’t the lie. It’s how fast people switch their story the moment they feel judged. Suddenly it’s not about what they want. It’s about what sounds acceptable.

@TheBrujoAri “for my wife” is the most universal lie in history 😭

@cafecomferri It’s not about hackers. It’s about how fragile the system actually is.

Hackers conseguiram desviar HOJE 100 milhões do BTG via pix! De lá enviaram para CAIXA FEDERAL e pulverizaram em dezenas contas. PIX DO BTG fora do ar.