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@SarahWorkx 55

Eye test...

I don't think tajine is used as much as the commercials would lead on.

Do you think @rupertgrint got the role because he already had a Harry Potter World name?

At this age, the only difference between annual and anal is n u

Is it weird to call the front of a comedy show, perv row?

Is El Gringo Noche a compliment? Asking for a friend

If you say, "look at us" to someone and smile. The other person will immediately reminisce

Do you think that @tmorello was trying to cheer up @chriscornell up with his solos on the Audio slave songs?

I've told a lot of stories that have lead nowhere and didn't enhance anyones life, but that story was way worse

Sometimes it's a hard lesson of the age and time coefficient

@PatMcAfeeShow I thought the same thing when red Ryan was on hard knocks

Watching Hard Knocks… The Jets are gonna win the Super Bowl

@notlouisck Depends on the starting point

China’s economy is deflating. Is better to have inflation or deflation?

Is science class the cliff notes of years of research by other people #latenightthoughts

Women: GIRLS NIGHT ZOOM CALL!!!! Guys: Is Predictor on Netflix

@selenagomez @hbomax @maxPOP Please tuck your fingernails under knuckles. I've had so many finger injuries

Who’s hungry? ❤ this tweet to receive a reminder from @HBOmax to watch my new show #SelenaAndChef premiering on 8/13! @maxpop

@jackbishop I'm back on this thang baby!!!

@NotlouisCk I mean is that the only thing that happened in your career? In the circumstance, being a comedian, was your proposal taken seriously? I'm coming from a POV that appreciates your work. You don't make that perspective up, its learned

@JoeJoeDairy @RussilloShow Boom roasted

Your body is like a topographical map of pleasure