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If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.

Katılım Haziran 2012
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Alex Borstein@AlexBorstein·
Done with Twitter. Bye.
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My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️
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Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪
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Well, I forgot to post something about my awesome Mom, skeets11 , on Mother’s Day 2 days ago (but I did NOT forget to call!). But, today is my birthday, so I figured it just as appropriate to thank her today! Thank… instagram.com/p/CAGvWBUgccI/…
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Alex Borstein@AlexBorstein·
Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.
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Alex Borstein@AlexBorstein·
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.@SteveSchmidtSES: "If Barack Obama was the president of the United States, this would not have happened. We would have had competent professional people ... not the confederacy of dunces that we see running around the West Wing."

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Alex Borstein@AlexBorstein·
@clmazin great. He chooses isolation time to finally take charge
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That’s where the batteries are.
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Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you. Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable. Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️#boldoganyáknapját #HappyMothersDay
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