Alex Crolais

@chloe_plast You're neighbors live very exciting lives

@chloe_plast Please tell me this is Kara

@chloep37 Shoulda just kept it

@chloep37 Hhmmm...

@chloep37 The opening line is literally "Do you remember the 21st night of September" aka the 22nd is the best time to play it

@chloep37 It was Sept 22nd and your song of the day wasn't "September"?!?!

@youngyiffy His career is over before it could ever start

I'm out with a sprained ankle for a month. One month of disc golf has given me more serious injuries than 4 years of ultimate. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around????

@chloep37 @youngyiffy Nah we're both degenerates lmao

@chloep37 Probably a good call tbh

I'm not saying we're getting desperate for entertainment, but we are yelling at candles to put them out

Really looking forward to the CDC saying April Fools' tomorrow about this Corona stuff. You got us good guys

Catch me sliding into your BlueJeans DMs. Coronavirus works hard but I work harder

Guys maybe this Corona thing isn't that bad...

In honor of social distancing, I've finally made a Twitter account. You may call me the Smokey the Bear of coronavirus cuz I'm doing my part.