Alexander Newton

My #cat His name? He goes by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart but his full name is Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart. #mozart

@LumenX_ Why doesn’t God have an iPhone?

Dear God, I trust you.

@bimsoh0rni @tomnewtt Nope!

@AlexDavisNewton @tomnewtt Yes daddy?

maya bay 🏝️

@bimsoh0rni @tomnewtt Wow!

@tomnewtt this kind of fat i could tolerate

@Perry_smitgil Jeff Buckley

@lluisliftz Not really. I’ll tell you what I do want though. Those coupons for a big mac and Fries for £1.99. I want those to come back.

does anyone want a successful jacked boyfriend with an insane buttt, a severe gaming addiction and cool cars?

Slay

@MaitenMartino My good Christian eyes shouldn’t be subject to such torture!

having a crush on a man is so humiliating i cant do this again

@joeholmeswriter Is any explanation needed?

Can someone explain???

50/50

Cyndi Lauper walked so @ChappellRoan could run!

Red bull is 97% of my daily consumables

Ghoul cat serving