Alex Gold

@too0ldcat Women in male dominated fields

As we were leaving the bar some older lady was like what’s your only fans and it’s just like.. hav you considered that I don’t have one and I’m just hot and sexy without getting paid for it ????

@CaballeroShotg1 @_deceptionfalls Pure ass

Guys when asked "are video games art?" can you bring actual good games as an example and not persona or kingdom hearts

@msriannbakes Riann on her hormy arc

Maybe I am a Horny Account

@Gagasbrinaa Yeah it is

Chat is this true like?

@_st4rgaz3r_ LOL

on season 5 DOES JON DIE

@msriannbakes I'll be here

what if I did a hard personality shift and started Horny Posting on the tl like what if I became One of Those Accounts

@zenyanna Never trust 4chan

i'm not about to allow a 4channer to trick and deceive me re: TWOW.

@msriannbakes Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryannnn - Song i had to sing since I went to Ryan school

it’s pronounce like RYAN by the way sorry I had a little kid tell me I had to tell you all because it is my NAME after all

@FantasyWorldW1 Yeah, this is ragebait

Apparently TWOW will be announced soon!

@Gagasbrinaa Lonely

I’m curious but what word comes to mind when you think of me?

@Gagasbrinaa Youre not chopped tho

Maybe you can find love if you’re chopped there’s always someone for everyone

@Gagasbrinaa I try to make plans and they say they want to get to know me first. Thats what a date is for

If you don’t make plans with me and actually want to go on a date and you just want to talk and tell me more bullshit excuses I will quickly lose interest and tbh that’s how I’m feeling rn with bumble guy like what is even the point

@painsofbeinpure They get scared cuz you're too pretty

men r obsessed w the idea of me until the idea of me is actually also the reality and then they get scared of me

@kiragriffoo Im both

Are you a "can't write dialogue" writer or a " can't describe anything" writer

@vuse_lover Now I know to take a girl to a romance movie for a date

I hate watching romance movies when I’m single. Now I’m feral and for what

@gaysororityhoe Your mom

(no beers in) do you guys think anyone will ever love me

@zbogus77 Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy ???? REALLY ?

I googled “sci-fi books without politics” and the most common response was Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy… 🤣 I am genuinely curious what sci-fi is apolitical?

@KlLLERKLOWNS KFC's pretty good. Had one today

i feel like my autistic ass has tried every spicy chicken sandwich available like it’s truly that serious to me

@sugarpatchi No moaning in my dms so it cant be everyone

@msriannbakes True

every1 is an idiot like every single person who ever lived