Alex Hatke

Me 2 weeks into the semester:

@PapaPoob Not the invisible boatmobile

Disastrous week

@PapaPoob What the fuck is this

URGENT ANNOUCMENT

@JanuaryAndOn Cat girls at pax hiding from JAO

RNGR DONG

@JanuaryAndOn What the fuck is a ᗡ O N G

gonna be streaming some Tarkov today but its going to be a very special stream cause its VOODOO DAY. the stream will be sponsored by @voodooranger. come stop in at twitch.tv/aquafps and watch me die in tarkov while drinking beer. #ad

@heyitsShiv we all know you're just trying to ghost him

@BeardedTortuga @voodooranger We're talking about @voodooranger as his skeleton self, right? probably 2, maybe 3

@VikMunjal It's like those giant dudes that keep going to the gym anyways - like bro you're done here, you're good

@VikMunjal Bro you're already in med school you don't need to prove how smart you are

@alp_pederson @hannahewoodside Boba is a stew bc it's soup w/ stuff

Soup is juice

@juliusdc0 Push .5mL adrenaline

@voodooranger @newbelgium What’s gonna be hotter, the Voodoo twitter feed or the Voodoo twitch stream?

My Twitter privileges are back! Thanks @NewBelgium, you won’t regret it

@realnafan Maybe I’m spoiled, but I prefer the original genius of Nate

Quarantine joke of the day: What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAANDD EEEEYYYEEEEEE

Me as a child: “wow my dad gets so many emails, he must have so many friends!” Me, checking my emails as an ‘adult’: “spam, spam, spam, work, who is this and how did you get my email?”

This has aged like milk

The end of this video is something you didn’t know you need to see

So when’s the haircut