Alex Kaubris

Logan reading about current events on her newly discovered News app: “there’s literally so much drama”

If you saw me taking my contacts out on the sidewalk outside of Blend at 1am… no you didn’t

Logan just asked me if I remember what I talked about with a boy she went on a date with 2 months ago while she was in the bathroom. She’s cuckoo caca insahno fr

@logey_b Eating eggs is such a minefield tbh. Can’t think too hard about em

@logey_b We gotta get you listenin to some podcasts

Bar carts are out. Full service old-timey bars are in.

@alisonsimard And that’s a good thing

@logey_b Straight outta the tap #NoFilter

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…

Someone get Dolly Parton on the phone stat #dollychella

The amount of sour cream that chipotle workers give me is a borderline micro aggression against my eastern european ass

@logey_b Not unless you want to pay a lot more lol

@logey_b Make it 7 months and there will be a room in eastie for you!

“See you tomorrow” I say as I eat an expired 3.5 mg edible knowing full well it’s gonna knock me on my ass

You can’t tell me that a greasy McDonald’s hash brown wouldn’t solve every problem I’m having right now

The Costco food court is fully open again, nature is healing 💖💞💖

@logey_b Hoiky doiky sounds like a slur 😶

@logey_b Miss you and your grey hairs logey <3

Reminder fo what capitol "security" in full military-grade riot gear looked like for Black Lives Matter protests this summer.

@delmccull I just rub in whatever shampoo drips down when I’m washing my hair... no soap needed lol

why can men rub a bar of Irish spring soap on their face and have flawless skin but if I touch my face one time I have 17 new pimples