Alex Lavender

Can you imagine how Bruno Fernandes would have reacted if he was on the receiving end of this tackle? He’d still be down now wanting gas and air while waiting for the air ambulance to land

@LFC Bored of saying Slot out at this point. Never gonna happen, constantly gonna lose

Defeat. #MUNLIV

@LFC Piss poor again

100/1 WINNER SETTLED! 😆😆😆 I genuinely can’t believe it, what a fucking ride. My DMs & mentions are absolutely flooded I can’t keep up. 🤣 Well done to everyone who followed. Time to start looking into a World Cup Outright…

Just for the record if there a stabby guy running around near where I live I want the cops to kick his head until his brains dribble out of his ears.

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

We’re watching Bayern and PSG go band for band, attack after attack. Enjoy this football while you can because tomorrow it will be like we’re watching a different sport.

Fuck the Prem Fuck Arteta Fuck Declan Rice Fuck Arsenal This is proper football, this is pure entertainment.

Champions League semi finals

come along and enjoy the final wild ride with jackass: best and last. only in theatres june 26 #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast

LMAOOOOOOO

@Slotoholic Clearly was a ball unless they make football shaped bottles now in the style of the ball that had just gone out of play

One of the Liverpool fans threw a bottle toward Daniel Muñoz before he took the throw-in 😅❤️

@LFC Poor sportsmanship, very scummy undeserved goal

71' - Goal for Crystal Palace. Scored by Daniel Muñoz. [2-1] #LIVCRY

Respectfully, I do really feel like I’m watching a different player to everyone else.

Halaand keeps on owning them. Gabriel is no where near to haaland 😂

I would rather go into next season with the same squad and a new manager Rather than Slot with another 5 or 6 new signings

June 26th at a theater near you!

From @realjknoxville: Well a wang dang and doodle, I’m happier than a proctologist with a new flashlight to announce that Jackass: Best and Last will hit the theaters June 26th!! #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast #wahoo

Not to be over dramatic but Slot staying next season would ruin my life

Mohamed Salah single handedly gave Slot the greatest achievement he will ever receive in his entire career by becoming a Premier League winner. And he has fucking betrayed him. Making him a scapegoat, forcing him out the club, causing his drop in performances. Fucking disgrace