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@AlexLewis93

Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar. Countryclub Badboy. Fiskers don't make noise when they start up, just so you know. Wes Anderson invented Symmetry.

Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
After lockdown, I’m gonna walk around Central with this in my ear whilst wearing the most gaudy pinstripe suit with a briefcase and start yelling wanky financial jargon.
no context nostalgia@nostalgiaooc

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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@trussliz You’re a traitor to this country
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Can we please normalize ignoring these insufferable celebrities?
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@TommyHilfiger bought this in February. Haven’t worn it until this week - huge hole down the side after wearing it 4 times. Rubbish!
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ewa@sisterssofmercy·
best gorillaz song but you aren't allowed to say feel good inc or clint eastwood GO
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Jack Roworth@RoworthJack·
I am out campaigning for @reformparty_uk today. Please vote for Reform in the by-election in Newark today.
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@Neccccy About as much as I need a hole in the head.
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@danwootton Why do you give a shit Dan? You’re not gonna watch it regardless.
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Dan Wootton@danwootton·
But Sarah Pochin was wrong...
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@conor_brn I’m not much of a drinker and my friends and I very rarely go to the pub. Do I give a shit that other people do? Not at all. Why do people seem to think that just because they don’t do something means everyone else should also not do that thing? Just let people live 🙄
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conor 🇵🇸@conor_brn·
‘Going to the pub doesn’t make any sense’ Spoken like a true friendless virgin who’s never sat around a table with pals bringing in the weekend by discussing their top 5 crisps of all time
ceern@NotoriousBAG_

Hey, fuck this guy.

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KFC@KFC_ES·
There's a starman waiting in the KFC
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@liamtuffs1 What a load of waffle. Also… Kings Cross from Victoria is 10 minutes on the tube. 30 minutes plus in a taxi. 😂
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Liam Tuffs@liamtuffs1·
Black Cab Driver refuses to accept my money… Black Cabs are Patriots on wheels 🇬🇧 (Fxck Uber)
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@LeeAndersonMP_ You guys are so goddamn weird. Priorities all over the place.
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Lee Anderson MP@LeeAndersonMP_·
Yes I said this. The Union Flag at every school and sing the national anthem every day. Why not? Who would this upset?
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@dave24144975 Nothing to worry about when Ollie Ball is on the case.
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'Seeing is believing'
'Seeing is believing'@dave24144975·
Manchester 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A man gets a flying kick in Piccadilly Gardens! When you see clips like this, it's shocking to see the decline not just of Manchester city centre, but the decline of many other towns/cities in England... Before mass immigration and multiculturalism, the 🇬🇧UK was a 😀happier, safer, and more cohesive society.
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Allie@AlexLewis93·
@SenseiCarl_ I just got to this bit in the episode and I don’t think anyone knew were this was going…
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〰️@SenseiCarl_·
Last one: You lose a game and the forfeit is to get the ball kicked at you by the other players. What did you call that?
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〰️@SenseiCarl_·
You’re playing football with the boys when you were a kid. If you score, you go through to the next “round”. If you didn’t score, you were out. What did you call it?
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〰️@SenseiCarl_·
Here’s another: Two teams, of uneven numbers. The team with the fewer players got an “advantage” given which meant their goalkeeper could play in and out of goal. What did you call that?
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