Alex “tickleman” Longwood

Any pre med fellas on here that can give me a 1-10 on the fucked scale? #LANK #saveit #hogtug #cooked

@jeffmcballz Stuck?

Roommates lost the living room tv remote last night and now we’re stuck on fox news

Text with pops from last night #kitchen #LANK

How long till he accepts? #BYXfiles

4x

I feel like I don’t need to add context for this video

@13B_SWAPPED This tweet dropped you to 299

tweeting with less than 300 followers

@MatthewBond98 God forbid you jam at the gym 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Panic at the gym 😂

On the way back from spring break, some other group of guys pulled up next to us in Buckees parking lot and tossed me condoms saying he won’t need em anymore. Just took a closer look, they have holes in them.

@jeffmcballz Posters: favorite band, favorite movie, favorite beer, and flag of home state is the go to

Upon further review my whole room needs some decorations, give me some ideas

Flops in snow = #grit

@whiteboy_cole Not a problem Beas, a solution

i think i have a problem

no one here knows I run a 15 followers burner account

@whiteboy_cole #nukeadpi

Shoutout my boy @EarlMcconn67052, you 5’10 tho? #sleepy #stoledatshit #firstdayout

Anyone want to start a go fund me for @EarlMcconn67052 bail?

@CPA_Doug69 fuck yeah

Me and @whiteboy_cole fuck!

Got tradition Mexican with one of my buddies in Nash! #neverkillyourself

@michaelwilbaun Cade “fuck yeah” wheeler fucks. Great fella