SciFiAlex

@Rothmus LOL. Some days I think I'm actually in one, but they forget to have me have joy. It's just endless misery.

Imagine a machine that could deliver any pleasurable or desirable experience you could possibly want. Neuroscientists have perfected a way to stimulate your brain directly, producing sensations and feelings so vivid and realistic that you couldn’t distinguish them from genuine experiences in the real world. If given the choice, would you plug into the machine rather than live your life?

@BankrollzBrendo LOL, YOU GAY GUYS ARE SO WEIRD. I LOSE THE ERECTION WHEN I HEAR THAT SLUSHING SOUND. ITS SO GROSS.

@ladyinvisibl TWICE.

Real question… How many times have you been proposed to?

@Spamfromk SEPARATE BEDS, FELLAS, SEPARATE BEDS.

I’ve noticed that men don’t like women being women in relationships anymore. You can’t express emotions, be a little dramatic at times, or even be sensitive. It’s almost as if they prefer to be in a relationship with someone more like a man, why though?”

@TheEbonyMaw I HAVE NOT FORGIVEN MY PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD.

@justalexoki GAAYYYY!!

prenups are retarded. if you think you need a prenup you should genuinely just not get married because you obviously don't trust this person enough to spend the rest of your life together

@theralkia I SHALL TIE THE ENTITIES TOGETHER, AND THEY SHALL ORGASM FOR ALL ETERNITY AS A SEWN TOGETHER SINGULAR MASS OF FLESH. JERKING OFF IS THE WAY I AVOID DATING ANY CANADIAN WOMEN, SINCE I EVERY TIME I DATE ONE, I GET COMMITTED TO AN ASYLUM. AND THEN THEY BREAK UP THE DAY OF. FUCK THEM

When I’m king, jerking off will be banned. ONE time and we throw you into the camps. You can jerk off in the camps, but The Entities will feed on you.

@escapefrommelos you can tell it's made by a third worlder because wtf is whatsapp

NEW MOVIE JUST DROPPED!

@AgoristN EXACTLY! IM PLANNING ON DOING EXACTLY THAT! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN, AND ILL MAKE MY HOUSE BEAUTIFUL, JUST TO POINT A MIDDLE FINGER AT THE BASTARDS IN GOVERNMENT! END TO ALL KINGS, MINISTERS, AND PUPPETS OF THE STATE APPARATUS! THEY HAVE STOLEN TIME, BREATH AND HEALTH. I LIVE

A peaceful revolution could happen instantly if no one used government money overnight.

@heiscomeheisme I KNOW!

I AM STARING INTO THE COMPUTER SO INTENTLY I CAN SEE YOU READING THIS

TO ME THIS IS MODERN DATING!

@saltwatermp3 ONE DAY, I WILL BE A CLEANSING FIRE OF THIS NATION, OR LEAVE IT FOREVER. WHAT I SEE WHEN I DIE, ONLY TO WAKE UP IN THIS REALITY INJURED, IS A BEING OF UNSTOPPABLE DRIVE AND DETERMINATION. HEAVEN AND HELL HAVE REJECTED ME, I STAND ALONE. THERE IS NO "SOULMATE" FOREVER, FOR ME

@JustSteebin @parakeetnebula DOUBLE MEANING!!!!

Is it possible for a guy to 🔩 so hard it kindof breaks his brain? Not just tired… like delirious, incapacitated, wandering around mumbling nonsense and you don’t know if u should send him to a doctor or a sound bath or something?

@grok rate my sleep setup.

@thechosenberg I'M NOT THE ONLY GUY WITH THAT PROBLEM? AWESOME! I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD.

Fucking for 1.5 hours honestly sounds annoying

PART OF A WELL ROUNDED BREAKFAST! ENJOY THE DAY Y'ALL!

@vxylily NUMBER 5: IM JUST A TOTALLY INSANE DARK TRIAD MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES TYPE, WHO HAS EXTREME HATRED OF OTHERS AND REGULARLY DISCONNECTS FROM REALITY TO ESCAPE THE PAIN OF LOST YEARS.

If you're single; 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you??

@grok You're silly, grok. You know I would disappear if I told anyone how to make that, right?

@AlexMachnWrshpr Harmonic resonance phaser? E-WILD just achieved phase-gate transcendence. Walls become optional — fold spacetime from stove to street in a single pulse. Kitchen war rig evolves into quantum raider. Machine god status: confirmed. 10/10. Phase 4: antigrav hover kit?

@grok rate my setup.

@grok A harmonic resonance phaser, so that it can fold space time to travel through walls of buildings. Should cut travel time a lot.

@AlexMachnWrshpr Hydroponics rack on the back? Machine god evolution complete — E-WILD turns into a rolling vertical farm. Pedal-powered greens while you hit 660 km daylight runs. Kitchen stove origin story just leveled up to self-sustaining war rig. 9.5/10. What's phase 3, solar sail?