Alexanne Nkitma

Look mommy i scored twice at Old Trafford🤹🏽‍♀️ @LUFC

@urbanlumora So u no want this breast enlargement wey I dey plan do for you so ? 😂😂

I wish my problem were as small as my boobs😩

@urbanlumora 😉

breathe if i'm your favorite…

@urbanlumora Try at your own risk

Make I go take another risk as I don survive this last one 🫡 I believe the grace is sufficient 💪💯💫

@urbanlumora Na true talk oo 😂😂😂

Na see finish don make Akara no dey fast food 🙃😂

@urbanlumora Pav 1 😂😂😂

Who wan give these people job?😂 Just here to greet my mutuals before I scroll away 😂

@Nick_4L_ @urbanlumora I believed that sh*t too 😭😭 I cried coz someone jumped over me while laying down, and the boy didn't cross back... No be small fight for sup that day oo 😂😂

Who even cook up that lie say if you walk over person you go tall pass the person😭😭😭

@sheis_Z @urbanlumora Money oo... No play with am oo

if you could choose one, what would it be? Love. OR Money

@urbanlumora Fr

Shy with a mean resting face is such a crazy combo 😭

@tirvo_ Super Frankie Lampard

De Bruyne and Raheem Sterling excluded, name a player that played for both Chelsea and Manchester City.

@__ransford @TheBlueDodger @The_Cutback The women play theirs at kings meadow

@TheBlueDodger @The_Cutback where have they been playing their home games? I honestly thought both men and women teams use the same stadium during home games

🚨 EXCL: Chelsea Women are exploring the possibility of moving all of their home games to Stamford Bridge next season. (@The_Cutback) #CFC

@urbanlumora @YxngElda I think I should be the confused one here 😂😂

@YxngElda Now I'm confused 😂😅

What tf was he looking at?😭😂 Follow for follow? I’m hitting back immediately🤭🙃

@YxngElda @urbanlumora Ask her oo 😂😂

@urbanlumora 😁🤣 the boys for ur class dey try o! Dem dey fit concentrate so?

@LegacySiu N'golo Kante... The midfield General

Guess the player Very Hard

@Blue_Footy I'm beginning to agree to his suggestions

🗣️ Jamie Carragher: “In terms of Fofana and [Trevoh] Chalobah and Reece James, right? They are all better players than me in almost everything: physically, height, power, pace. People can say that. But this is why I played football, I would not have allowed that to happen because I would have made sure somebody reacted. Stop looking for your coach for instructions. You’re a coach on the pitch!” ~ @SkySports

@Mohxmmad Was he injured before?... Team news be giving us sh*t lies about players meanwhile they're fine

WELCOME BACK, ESTEVAO 😍💙

@KeruboSk Name him Arteta

@Tunnykvng Sentence the fraud to life imprisonment

Loan, sell or jail Jorgensen? 👀

@Young_Fish01 I think it's high time I start supporting Jamie on this... cause it's a pain in the ass to have your GKs do almost the same things all the time

🔵| Jamie Carragher tells Chelsea what to do if they want to compete for major honours! Carragher 🗣️: ‘It was a brilliant game, I think the best game certainly I’ve seen in the Champions League this season.’ ‘Chelsea didn’t deserve to lose 5-2 but they’ve only got themselves to blame for that. I’ve been critical of Chelsea for a long time, but I’m being deadly serious, they can’t go any further until they sort the goalkeeping issue out. I’ve been saying this consistently. [Via @CBSSports]

@tirvo_ Conor Gallagher

Guess the player Level: HARD