Alex Carey

@SkySportsNews Neil Mellor 😂

'He has arrived at a huge football club and has been surpassed by Cunha and Mbeumo' 💭 Neil Mellor on whether Benjamin Šeško has made his mark at Man Utd 🔴

@KevinhoMUFC His biggest injury happened when no one was anywhere near him.

Seen a few people on here that want Martinez sold because he’s “injury prone”. This whole “Injury prone” gimmick gets thrown around too casually with Martínez imo. If you actually look at his injury record, you’ll notice that these are impact injuries. Not hamstrings popping every month. Not his body breaking down. Just bad luck in collisions. Meanwhile, he’s the best passer in our back line and one of the few leaders we have. You don’t sell that.

@FPLfrasier My reading of this is that they want a midfielder from @TheAthleticFC and that they’ve chosen @lauriewhitwell

Laurie has been consistent in saying we will sign an athletic midfielder to replace Eriksen. Who is that midfielder? My feeling is we are looking for a defensive minded no. 8. A player who is excellent in duels, mobile to cover the pitch, but decent on the ball. Any names?

The boys took you to Wembley, Grandad! And your little lucky charm at home got them through 🦉 Just bloody brilliant 💙🧡💙🧡💙 #oafc

"It's the biggest thing that's happened in Oldham for 35 years" Oldham owner Frank Rothwell on National League play-off final.

🦉💙🧡 #oafc

@SkySportsPL Look sad for the cameras, lad.

Caption this... 💭 What is going through Trent Alexander-Arnold's head right now in front of the Kop?

@michadwick86 I could get us 9 points in 6 months.

@henrywinter Let yourself down here @henrywinter

Bruno Fernandes is very good, a beacon of hope in dark times, but he's not a Manchester United great. He'd make the bench of Sir Alex Ferguson's great sides. #MUFC #UEL #TOTMUN open.substack.com/pub/henrywinte…

@TheWorldOfFunny I’ve never watched one of these and worried they’d already had too many on drink number one before now.

How many drinks did Mark have? 🤣

@AdeTeeTee @OneJoblessBoy It wasn’t their defending that won them that game 😂 3-0 down at half time.

@OneJoblessBoy Hate him all you want but he stood on business in the way he defended himself here. They won the UCL because of one of his own-goal causing interventions. I'm on his side for this one. 🤝🏿

Gary Neville: Why did you score so many own goals? Jamie Carragher:

@OneJoblessBoy Did he concede three goals in the first half? Talking like he kept them out all game 😂

No, greedy broadcasters have become the scourge of football.

Should send them off for doing what Walker has done there. Embarrassing.

Eight months pregnant and dragging me to the Corrs @molly_burton 😂

@JayMotty Amorim.

Who’s gonna win? #USAElection2024 🇺🇸

@PicturesFoIder Honestly thought he was wearing a gum shield.

Who’s gonna tell him

Chester Marathon yesterday 3 hours 12. Not my best, but it was never going to be a PB. A serious injury since April meant training was non-existent. Anyway, time to hang up my marathon shoes for a while. Our baby boy is coming this winter and I can’t wait 🩵 @molly_burton

@Telegraph What will they do next?

📷 As one former No 10 personal photographer notes: “The funny thing is, the Labour Party has more photographers now than the Conservative Party when they started in government” Read the full story here 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/2…

@StretfordPaddck Profound.

"We go again" 🫤 #MUFC