Alex

@FabrizioRomano Get ready to learn Getafe brother

🚨 Raúl Asencio when asked why he’s not playing anymore: “You should ask Arbeloa”.

This quote….

It just sucks to see Zion & Ja just be meh in this league

@other_st_nick Dr. Pepper is absolutely vile

Bro wait until you have a Dr. Pepper it’s even better

@DK3OffTheT @Polymarket Unreal pull 😂💯

@Polymarket Knock, knock “Hey, the vent is frozen don’t use the restroom” Dude on the pot 😳

JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported. NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.

@wunnaxxr Update??

Do you know who Don Alvaro Arbeloa is? Don’t worry we’re coming to camp zoo to reintroduce ourselves

@thehill Got money for prisons and war but not for social programs, healthcare, or education.

Trump seeks $152M to rebuild Alcatraz as ‘state-of-the-art secure prison’ thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@espn Surely Trump has more important things to worry about

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools. spr.ly/6015B6qVXR

@TheBIackSheep @FastbreakHoops5 Ykb

@FastbreakHoops5 No other option…

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?

@BenDoverskii @Polymarket West Africa and the Iberian Peninsula

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

@nypost Ok

Kai Trump was miles away at Miami Open during Tiger Woods crash trib.al/cFVy170

@draken1721 @ComplexSports It does if you're high as a kite off those meds

@ComplexSports medication doesn't make you flip a range rover

Tiger hit a vehicle, causing his Range Rover to flip onto its side. He climbed out through the passenger window before officers arrived. Deputies said he appeared impaired, but a breath test showed 0.00%. The Sheriff believes medication—not alcohol—was the cause. He was arrested, taken to the station, refused a urine test, and was charged with DUI and refusal to submit to testing. (via: @gettyimages / @TMZ)

@ESPNFC It's so there could be more ads on TV during the game. Gross.

France and Brazil had a cooling break during their friendly. The local temperature is 65° F, that's 18°C 😅

@Dexerto Idk what's worse: Being this big a loser where you spend your day searching for a needle in a haystack or watching this stream for 8 hours. Maximum unemployment activities.

Streamers Erobb and ExtraEmily finally found the needle in the haystack after eight hours of searching

@OnyxOdds @BleacherReport "Hi every-body!"

@BleacherReport Real Madrid’s team doctor

Real Madrid scanned Kylian Mbappe’s uninjured right knee, leading to a misdiagnosis in which he played three games on an inflamed left knee. A follow-up scan on the correct leg showed a partial posterior knee ligament tear, per Guillermo Rai & Mario Cortegana Following this news, former Real Madrid nutritionist Itziar González posted on her social media, claiming the team would use the free version of Chat GPT to provide supplements to players Full story: bleacherreport.com/articles/25410…

@topskillsportuk Loser league

🚨💣 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Paris Saint-Germain wanted to postpone their Ligue 1 match against RC Lens on April 11 in order to gain extra rest ahead of the Champions League quarter-finals against Liverpool. 😳 The Board of the Professional Football League of France has confirmed PSG does not need RC Lens’ agreement to reschedule the fixture. — Article 22 gives the Board full power to modify matches throughout the season without consent from both clubs — RC Lens coach Pierre Sage has already confirmed the club has no intention of postponing If PSG proceeds, it could set a major precedent and seriously distort the Ligue 1 title race. — L’Equipe

@FlowGaffer @jt_stamford Yo this is actually psychotic

@jt_stamford And so? What if he was cheating on his dying wife, do you hold women who leave their Sick husbands to the same standards? If my wife is sick, I'll do what I can to help but that won't stop me from enjoy my life if it means getting with younger healthy women I'll do it.

What were you feeling when you were cheating on your dying wife?

@ReshadFCB @MatteMoretto Reshad you are massive

📞 OJO ☎️🔥 🔁 @MatteMoretto

@kanavtwt Brother is still torrenting in 2012

reminder

@ReshadFCB @martinezferran

❗️ It was Dani Olmo who started and encouraged his teammates to go, stand up, and vote for Joan Laporta. Candidate Víctor Font had questioned his signing and pointed fingers at Deco. "It got to me. I have my vote decided”, Olmo told RAC1. @martinezferran #FCBElections 🗳️🔵🔴