Alex phypers

@RMAsmithayo7 And sam matterface not speaking through the champions league anthem 💆🏽‍♂️

real madrid vs bayern 2012 was like an all star game bro, look how young everyone was 😭😭😭

Look at this Kvaratskhelia goal. And look at Valverde’s hattrick. This is how the game is supposed to be played. Entertain us with your talent. Not that robotic nonsense.

@ufc @DominickCruz @paramountplus You’re kidding 🤣🤣

THE OFFICIAL BOUT LIST FOR #UFCWhiteHouse [ LIVE Sunday June 14 on @ParamountPlus ]

@ferg_jack @Mercifulmore @Crazymoments01 🤣🤣

@Mercifulmore @Crazymoments01 @AlexPhypers

I am not crying, you are. For those who aren’t familiar with Punch, he is a baby monkey from Japan who was separated from his mother shortly after birth. Since then, zookeepers have been raising him and hand-feeding him to help him survive. Because he did not have his mother, they gave him a large stuffed orangutan. Punch treats it like a mother. He sleeps while cuddling it, holds onto it when he feels anxious, and carries it around for comfort.

I've got goosebumps. That was incredible!

Week off work for being shit at your job

BREAKING: Man City have drawn Mansfield at home in the FA Cup fifth round. Sorry, just practising. #FACupDraw

Aluko on White and Jordon tomorrow? She's going to get absolutely mullered.

Benoit Saint-Denis brutally TKO's Dan Hooker at UFC 325 🇫🇷👏

Garnacho gave the ball away 11 times, got booed by the Chelsea fans and then subbed at half time. Glorious.

When your 18 fold hasn’t landed but you’ve got another chance with 18 Europa league games tomorrow night

Getting boring now. Just fuck off and stay retired you big bum

What a Fucking fanny 🍼🍼🍼

@_DIGB Trying to get disability allowance for life and never have to lift a finger.

Frazer, 18, would never have survived watching 2 girls, 1 cup followed by 1 man, 1 jar without consent

Thought we couldn’t be mates cause I’m ranked above you 🤣 you took a hypothetical joke about how bad your grappling is and responded by talking shit about my mate who committed suicide? Now thats lowest of the low and on site is fine by me you’re utter dogshit at fighting 👍🏻

@Footy_Tipster Cunts 🤪💆🏽‍♂️

We’re all Shaggar City today aren’t we, it’s only right! 👀🎅🏼