A kid with a dream

#B1GCats are the truth!!

@M_Shelton33 They should have 2 years minimums. This could be a bad domino effect for the cats.

Northwestern has excelled at retention the past few years, keeping Buie, Barnhizer and Martinelli when big teams came calling. Nance to UNC might be more high profile but in my opinion this is their biggest loss of the portal era

@0xQuasark Stupid post

🚨 McDonald's is launching a psilocybin burger in Oregon and Colorado 🚨 It's called the 𝗠𝗰𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗽. $12.99. Available from April 20th. Legal under both states' regulated psilocybin frameworks. A McDonald's spokesperson said: "We've always been about making people happy. This is just the next logical step." The burger contains 1.5g of psilocybin-infused mushroom blend on a brioche bun with caramelized onions and a "special sauce" that McDonald's refuses to describe beyond: "𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘵." Each meal comes with a limited-edition toy for adults to use during their meal: 𝗔 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿.

@0xCristal Would last longer if you didn’t post this shit.

another Polymarket account quietly turned $50 into $625,000 no one talked about it he's profile Attentive i reverse‑engineered it and asked Claude to build a similar bot using the same strategy one prompt, 40 minutes, done polymarket updates BTC contract prices slower than real price feeds → the bot pulls BTC predictions from TradingView + CryptoQuant → catches the moment when Polymarket lags by >0.3% → executes in <100ms before the market catches up → 1000+ orders per second, 0.3-0.8% per trade risk: 0.5% per trade, 2% daily cap it brings in $400‑700/day runs locally. no cloud, no GPU written in Rust don't forget to drop a like how long do you think the bot era will last? profile below👇

@TheAthletic @TalkinBaseball_ Then they trumpeted his ass back the bullpen.

Absolute cinema. Edwin Díaz makes his Dodgers debut with a live trumpeteer 🎺 🎥 @TalkinBaseball_

@WatchdogTTU @Rivals @Hayesfawcett3 Lame.

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

@jadenduffie2026 @Boosheadband LFGGG!!!

Can’t wait ! #GoCats

@DipWheeler She’s fat.

Confederates would've won the civil war if Robert E. Lee had those cannons on the front line.

@aakashgupta None of this is true.

Floyd Mayweather never wore a pair of underwear twice. He employed someone full-time whose only job was sanitizing his car collection each morning. If a car hadn’t been wiped down, Mayweather wouldn’t touch it. The man spent $12,000 a week at one Japanese steakhouse. Every week. For years. At a party, he threw $50,000 into a swimming pool to watch strippers dive in after it. Floyd bought a $50,000 diamond-encrusted iPod. An $18 million watch with 260 carats of diamonds. A $10 million engagement ring for a woman who became his ex. The car habit got worse. Five Bugattis. Sixteen Rolls-Royces. A $5 million Koenigsegg. His assistant mentioned she’d just picked up his 33rd Mercedes from one dealership. Mayweather got tired of her borrowing his cars, so he bought her one too. Then came the jets. A $60 million Gulfstream for himself. A second one for $30 million because his entourage was annoying him on the first. The gambling was its own beast. $5.9 million on a single NBA game. Six figures on the Little Caesars Bowl. The Little Caesars Bowl. He averaged $100,000 a week in bets. One year he reportedly lost $50 million. Thieves broke into his house and walked out with $7 million in jewelry. Floyd kept spending. Then the IRS showed up wanting $22 million in unpaid taxes. Mayweather’s lawyers told a judge his wealth was “primarily illiquid.” Asked the court to please wait 60 days because another fight was coming and he needed the purse to cover the bill. He paid. Then bought the second jet. Now it’s 2026. The first jet is sold. A court authorized creditors to seize his Bugatti. His strip club owes back taxes. He still owes Logan Paul $1.5 million from four years ago. His team asked Showtime to open the books on his career earnings. Showtime said the records were destroyed in a flood. Mayweather’s plan to fix everything: fight a 59-year-old Mike Tyson. In the Congo. At age 49. Career earnings: $1.2 billion. Every line above is real.

@BullsMuse_ @PeanutChillman How much more he need to do to be in the league?

Mac McClung tonight: 59 PTS ‼️ 10 AST 5 REB 8 3PM NBA G-LEAGUE ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER.

@ChuckGarfien I bet he can still rake.

Paul Konerko warming up for his first pitch with Rikuu Nishida. Paul has been inducted into the Cactus League Hall of Fame. White Sox vs. Mariners coming up!

@HawkeyeInsano @pancheros Get to work.

I will shove a @pancheros burrito up my ass pipeline if Iowa wins tonight

@MLFootball Rutgers

NO CHEATING ALLOWED. Tell me where #Bears running back Kyle Monangai went to college:

@BetMGM 6 big ten teams. LOVE TO SEE IT.

The Round of 16 will have: -Iowa -Nebraska -Michigan -Michigan State -Iowa State -Illinois -Purdue The Midwest has never been so up

@PolymarketBlitz @PeanutChillman Colton is 1 by End of this next season.

𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝟏𝟎 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐅𝐋 1. Trey McBride 2. Colston Loveland 3. Brock Bowers 4. Harold Fannin Jr. 5. Tucker Kraft 6. George Kittle 7. Tyler Warren 8. Sam LaPorta 9. Kyle Pitts 10. Jake Ferguson

@ANGC_burner Can I get cliff notes?

This is, and I don’t say this lightly, the most wild thing I’ve ever read.

@AgentBagent_17 @PeanutChillman Huh?

Happy 3/21 to those who celebrate

@Matt_Pinner Stupid af.

@cn_redoracle Makes gold worthless now.

@InsideLucysHead You expect anyone to read this novel?

There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex... He was a hardworking guy, and he still managed to satisfy his wife's needs. One time, he had to leave for another country for a business meeting. He would be gone for a week. He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks, so he thought he should gift her something so she could satisfy herself and didn't think about searching for a new partner, so he went to an adult toy shop. As soon as he entered, the first thing he saw was a blow-up doll, but he soon dismissed the thought of buying it since it was almost like another human. He then proceeded to the dildos section. There he saw all kinds of dildos, from massive to tiny to ones which glow in the dark, but none of them grabbed his interest, so he decided he would go somewhere else and began to leave the shop when he was stopped by the owner sitting behind the cash counter. "I know what you're looking for", the owner says This grabbed the businessman's attention, and he stopped to hear what the owner had to say. "There was a man many years ago who looked just like you, wealthy but tired. He had a wife whom he couldn't satisfy, and she was about to leave him when he came here and got my help. He's happily married since then" "How exactly did you help him?" asked the businessman. The cashier bent down and revealed an engraved wooden box from under the counter. There were all sorts of symbols on the box. He opened it, and inside it was a pink latex dildo, similar to the ones on the shelf. "This is an ancient artefact haunted by a Maori tribe who all died of sex deprivation when all the women of their village were killed in a plague, all their souls now reside in this dildo", said the owner. The businessman, being a sceptical guy, laughed and then turned to leave. The owner says, "You're all the same, thinking there's nothing above this material plane of existence. Watch this." The businessman turns around. "Voodoo Dildo, keyhole" To his astonishment, the businessman saw the box violently shake and the dildo rise in the air, float for a second and hover over to the keyhole in the front door and start to shag it. The dildo shagged the keyhole with such force that the door unhinged and started cracking. "Voodoo Dildo, box" The dildo stops shagging the door and returns to the box. "ILL TAKE IT, cried the businessman, and after a lot of negotiation, he finally purchased the dildo and ran home. He tells his wife about the dildo and how to use it. "Voodoo Dildo, pussy. That's how you activate it", the businessman told his wife and went on his business trip. After 3 days of being horny, the wife finally gave in to her urges and opened the wooden box, took out the dildo and uttered "Voodoo Dildo, pussy". The dildo shot from her hands and started shagging her. First slowly and then changing speed as the way she wanted. After an hour of shagging, the wife thought it was enough, and she grabbed the dildo to turn it off. But it didn't stop shagging her. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to stop the dildo. She started panicking and called him, but he didn't pick up, so she started to dress up and go to the hospital, all the while the dildo was still shagging her. She got in her car and started driving. On the way, she had a huge orgasm, and her car swerved and almost hit another car. A cop saw this, and she was stopped at the side of the highway. A cop approached her. "Ma'am, you almost hit the grey SUV back there. Have you been drinking?" The wife then proceeds to tell him all about her husband and the voodoo Dildo and that she can't stop it now. The policeman then says, "Yeah, right, Voodoo Dildo my ass."

@WildcatNation_1 Agreed, get the money while you can then come help recruit stars.

Need to see this man on a Chris Collins NU staff within 3 years

Me seeing that Boo Buie signed with the Xinjang Flying Tigers in the Chinese Basketball Association 🇨🇳 Cannot believe Agent 0 didn't get a real shot in the league.