Alex 🦉

Norwich is such a fucking weird place #swfc #ncfc

anyone seen they’ve found a mummy in egypt covered in chocolate and nuts they’ve found pharaoh rocher ahhahahahahaahahahahahaha

Went on a bit of a rant on telly comparing how Chelsea & Sheffield Wednesday have been dealt with #swfc

@swfc Fuck the EFL

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Any excuse to bring back the best commentary and game in playoff history #swfc

Wow

@DawnButlerBrent Oh just fuck off, Dawn. Get a grip - it’s a silly AI video of Clarkson doing what we’re all feeling. Have a day off for once and stop being offended by every little thing you see on the internet. You and your pathetic party are the reason the country is the way it is.

Millions watching an AI video of Jeremy Clarkson beating up Keir Starmer. It might seem like a 'joke' but normalising violence in politics damages our democracy. I'm calling for an urgent Digital Human Rights Bill to protect people’s identity and likeness online.

@NoKingCharlie @samuel_leeds Completely different in every aspect.

@AlexSwfc142 @samuel_leeds And your view on hospitals sir? Do you have a view on building them even when you have not build a single one yourself or even taken in a few patients into your elegant drawing room?

I wanna buy churches like this that are shutting down across England. So if you know a church that's for sale and potentially closing down, let me know. I wanna buy a church. I don't care if it's got planning permission to return to flats redeveloped. I don't care. I wanna buy it. I don't care how profitable the conversion will be. If it was built as a church, I believe it needs to stay as a church. I want to save churches like this one from being shut down and sold off to developers all across the UK. I love making profit in property, but when someone's being built as a church to honour Jesus Christ, that's a no no. There's revival coming in England and we need to keep our churches open. Ready for what’s to come. Is this a good idea you would support?

@oli_tatty Not banged as much as it deserves to

SURELY this would have been better if done at the madejski

@NoKingCharlie @samuel_leeds Nope not taken any either. But at the same time, I’m also not gaslighting people into doing things I’m not doing myself.

@AlexSwfc142 @samuel_leeds I have not bought a single empty church and kept it empty for a man who does not exist. What about you sir?

@NoKingCharlie @samuel_leeds How many homeless people have you let live in your home?

@samuel_leeds let's not home the homeless. let's have another home for Mr Jesus. It's what he would want. if he existed.

New gameshow just dropped.

🚨Keir Starmer says Muslims are the "FACE OF MODERN BRITAIN" 6.5% of population 97% of terror deaths since 2000 84% of child gang rapes 18% of prisoners 6000 FGMs a year 48.6% not employed 27% in social housing Muslims are a stain on Modern Britain

The cunt is a fucking traitor. He needs to be removed from office in cuffs!

@MrMutantes @crepycidon Fucking egerton???? Manchester lass my arse. She’s more Darwen. Don’t forget “Hannah for hale” (in fucking Altrincham). If she thinks coming from Egerton makes her working class, she needs to go through tonge moor, breightmet, Astley bridge etc etc. typical lefty wanker.

@TomJubb1867 Fuck me what a game that was one of the best of the season

When it’s Norwich away but not that Norwich away #swfc

Outstanding Gassama 🇬🇧

The Royal Marines delivered the match ball ahead of our clash with Hearts yesterday!

@Keir_Starmer Job number one get rid of the peasants they are destroying your country

Sick to fucking death of theae billionaires

This will be a tough watch for the diversity brigade