Alex 🥤

This is just a Grave now.

@Reese10Angel Caitlinn is better than you. Humble yourself. Help your community. Stop spending your money on dumb shit.

@elonmusk you'll still be a billionaire if you make this app how it used to be. It sucks now. It's not better.

@Battlefield Bra Fucking Vo guys Fuck @CallofDuty this is the shit. Thank you

@Battlefield Bra fucking Vo Bros. Fuck @CallofDuty this shit is so much fun. Buying deluxe version release DAY!

@Microsoft sooo, I can still watch all the media that I've purchased through @Xbox for the past 16 yrs until you eventually decide to pull the plug on the servers??

@Microsoft sooo, I can continue to view the media I've purchased on @Xbox for the past 14yrs until you eventually decide to pull the plug on the servers?

@FugginDeezy @JosephF62710202 "ILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE; AND KILL YOU!!!!"

@JosephF62710202 @AlexTheAlky

This diet is really really hard to start.

So single I never have to worry about what's on my phone.

Sex is great and all, but have you ever had QT Mac and Cheese??

Just a personal preference to not mess with women named after Cars

My Mandela Effect is that in the 90s my favorite Corn Nutz was in a Pink bag; and now I absolutely can't even find proof of its existence, but I know it was there cause it was my favorite!

@stewnami Do you pluck em?

@AlexTheAlky Mine are white, and they look like I have something up my nose sometimes lol

I'm at Grey Nose Hair age, but I hate pulling em out. I just tuck that shit in. "Get back in there!"

Sometimes it hits me; that I'm carrying a tiny TV with me 24/7

She had a Skydiving photo and I just don't wanna take that chance of her trying to make me do that with her.

"Single mama of 4. They will always come first." Yeah no shit. They'll all hold you down and keep you from leaving.

There's a corn dog stick behind my furniture somewhere

Watching Liar Liar as a Kid and watching it as a separated parent is a totally different level