AlexTheMess

im replacing aster favoomf spot OPEN

@SolacebelowMoon Put your son on one of these hes too young for adventures smh

im gonna draw more Hanks 2.0 what yall want

no hate to librarians but i genuinely dont think the job could possibly be that hard. Definitely a “you can be trained by an Elder librarian who deems you worthy,” Dragon warrior type deal

@Ayou_333 Idk? Both? Pretty sure i gave it to him after he got rejected tho so probably crying

@AlexTheMessFI A box of tissues… As in crying or-

He wants that cookie so bad

@ThatOneGay_kid Oki *shuffles away*

@AlexTheMessFI Its too nieshe u wouldn't understand

the pussy fearing fox....

@SolacebelowMoon Is the boy in the picture not the girls younger brother?

@am_a_loaf I feel like there's a chance most of my family would be fine with the Hanks if not slightly weirded out by the whole poly thing but id have to introduce them 1 by 1. Not just because theyre a lot but because possible language barrier issues

yumeshipper final boss: imagining them meeting your family

@SolacebelowMoon Congrats ( /^ω^)/♪♪

me and aster are engaged in real life

@SolacebelowMoon Id probably just try to wiggle and get dropped on my butt

@AlexTheMessFI id never recover the aura loss of asking a hank to please put me down

heyd have to go hup hup hup hup hup

@SolacebelowMoon Human sized Hanks could lift like a cat

@AlexTheMessFI Hanger sized. Human sized hanks would legit just he uppies

@voidedgalaxiess @am_a_loaf Makeship is amazing

@am_a_loaf makeship honestly is way better imo

man what if they didn’t go to youtooz and actually used real plushie manufacturers that make like anime merch n stuff… imagine…..

"You are a somewhat likable person (47.86%)" I was expecting worse

@SolacebelowMoon Maybe both

wonder if this is anxious attachment or if im justified

@AlexTheMessFI mhm this is true like Hanks 2 butt you smack it, hanks 3 but you smack it, hanks 1 butt you squeeze it, hanks 4 butt you poke it, hanks 5 butt you Rub it

fake news. Its big but its not fat

@SolacebelowMoon hank 2 has a CAKE

@SolacebelowMoon 2 dollah

@AlexTheMessFI how much 👀

im gonna get into gambling