Alex

Feeling lit :)

Paul Rudd always gets the girl

Taking a break from Twitter, or X I guess? Too much AI. Everything is letters now *eyeroll*. Hopefully my followers will take a stand with me. If not, it’s all love. Catch you in the real world, I mean IRL 🙄

@astros Happy Birthday G. Now send the roof open post

Happy birthday, Gary!🎉

@astros @SpaceCityHN @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy Imagine giving the fans what they want and just popping the mf top for once

Let the Games Begin 👊 ⚾: 3:10 p.m. 🏟️: Closed 📺: @SpaceCityHN | MLB.tv 🎙️: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

@astros @FS1 @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy Open the mf roof

Our ALDS Game 1 lineup. 🕞: 3:45 PM 🏟: Closed 📺: @FS1 📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

@AlexCaruso Cool!

Nico Collins was by far the #1 Target with CJ Stroud in the preseason And still goes outside the Top 50 WRs!

@larry_birdsall @TheNBACentral @BillSimmons ^this

@TheNBACentral @BillSimmons When this doesn’t happen can we confiscate the ringer from this moron

People around the league expect the Pelicans to move Zion Williamson by Thursday, per @BillSimmons “The Zion thing is a real, real, real, subplot. I had somebody tell me yesterday—that I trust—that he will not be on [the Pelicans] by Thursday.”

@pendrik_kerkins @1_RockProdushen @nd0rian @Lito_TheGawd I can’t sit idly by while you leave Naji Marshgoat off the supporting cast list

@1_RockProdushen @nd0rian @Lito_TheGawd CJ, Herb, Trey, JV, Larry, Jose, Dyson is as legit of a supporting cast as you'll find. The issue is that all but Trey were injured last season, and most for a large chunk of the year. We can even begin to discuss fit because we literally haven't seen any of them play

If Scoot is there at #3 tomorrow. Do you call & offer Portland Brandon Ingram?

@astros @ATTSportsNetSW @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy After all these perfect days they really said rain drop? drop top

The roof is projected to be open tonight. 🕖: 7:10 PM 🏟: OPEN (subject to change) 📺: @ATTSportsNetSW 📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

@astros Open the roof

Which Astros player would you want an autograph from? ✍️

@astros @ATTSportsNetSW @SportsTalk790 @reliantenergy Open the roof

He's back for Round 2. 🕓: 4:10 PM 🏟: Closed 📺: @ATTSportsNetSW 📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM 🎟: astros.com/SGT

@pendrik_kerkins @GMB2K Lib

@GMB2K Will be an interesting case study this season to see if Tatum runs out of gas again as they go deeper into the playoffs. Felt like he lost his legs in the finals last season while Steph looked fresh as ever. Playing 75 games may no longer be sustainable with todays pace and usage

@pendrik_kerkins Hired: You as my favorite Pelicans reporter

She B on my Johnson til i Lyndon

White people be like: “It’s really hot, like temperature not spice”

marinate my chile limón chicken 45 minutes prior to cooking

Is pizza rolls a sandwich?

Oh so you trust it to wash your dishes but not your hands???

Ladies if he uses dish soap to wash his hands just focus on yourself

@HoustonWatchCo Is there a date for the re-opening?