Alex Pembroke 💃
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Alex Pembroke 💃
@AlexTruths
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Scientology has removed the door handles to their doors after the viral speed runs.




kissing her thinking about my ex

Would you rather... A. Be given $50,000 right now B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million

❗️DID YOU KNOW: Joao Cancelo is about to become the first player in football history to win 4 out of the top 5 European leagues. - Premier League 🏴✅ - Serie A 🇮🇹✅ - Bundesliga 🇩🇪✅ - La Liga 🇪🇸⏳


@madisontayt_ Sprite is ONE brand of lemonade. We are not “dumb bitches” because we know more than one brand. You would not be expected to call all these brands “Sprite.”


1:59:30. Humanity just got faster. Powered by Adizero. #YouGotThis







I have no idea who this is but what an insane photo to tweet

















