Alex Abraham

I get paid late sometimes. But one must remain composed when chasing payment. And if someone owes you £600, don't cause quadruple that in damage for fucks sake, because you'll look a twat when it matters, stood in front of Judge Rinder.

I'm now on Google Street View. I recall the car speeding past whilst a while back. Here I am, two cans of beer in hand, Hawton Lane, Balderton.

The neighbour's no doubt think I'm burying a body but I've spent the Summer (and counting) trying to dig up a time capsule that I know is in the garden. All I've found thus far, is this old skool Grandways bag.

Overheard two ladies at bus stop, "I'll not spend too much today Barbara. Saving my pennies for Black Friday". I forgot how serious folk take that shit. Love thy neighbour, but do fight them to the death over the last 42" tele.

Slow cooker update: I've just come back from t'pub, noticed it still be there. Someone's put a lid on it.

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One sees a lot of random shit in town church gardens. If anyone's lost a slow cooker with chicken curry in it, I've found it.

Amended a local sign a tad.

Classic footy match this: m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

A minute silence for my Chinese please. T'is probably Karma, the silly bitch. Teachin' me a lesson for my silly requests on JustEat.

Go on, you know you want to...Stick a tenner on Liverpool to tear Real Madrid a new arsehole in the Champo League final.