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alex beaumais

@Alex_Beaumais

Novels: Dox (2021); Malta Maykop (forthcoming) https://t.co/F6JQIYpaig

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my son: "do you know why it's called Easter? because an old man died and woke up. He thought he was dead but he was sleeping. He was on a sofa. His name is Easter Egg Giver. do you think he woke up?"
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
mental health is going up. we're seeing increasing mental health on the street, men with mental health shoplifting DEWALT tools out of Lowes, men watching hardcore depictions on the library computer, women who bonk you over the head because they have mental health
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
Yes, mother, I’m reading Troilus and Criseyde again.
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
she's still a freak in the sheatz
Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
We need to sell this war to the public. Let’s invent a bioweapon and blame it on the Ayatollahs. We need a word that causes brain damage. We’ll call it dinergoth. We’ll say if they don’t support the war, they’ll all become dinergoth. It’s perfect. Send it.
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
Marlowe / Doctor Faustus
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
@BunnJohann89644 Yup, every morning I used to do grounding and embodiment and then try to reset my fascia with my moonstone hammer (20 hits to the frontal lobe). But now I’m doing reps of no hammer and honestly? not bad. might try alternating days.
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Johannes Bunn@BunnJohann89644·
@Alex_Beaumais This is how u 80/20 ur life Super high leverage upgrade to ur life once u implement this. Once u ve tried not banging ur head u cant go back, can u
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
I quit banging my head with a hammer each day. Here are the top 10 improvements I’ve found. Here is what my not banging my head with a hammer each day can teach you.
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
genius female artists are always whole and blessèd and genius male artists always have stomach ulcers or a missing testicle
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
@whitepillmedia If you only knew how simian you sound with your high school wigger vocal tear (even at 3x speed), you’d stop anklebiting and focus your 92 IQ on improving yourself and maybe you’d produce a single sentence that isn’t inert sentimental sophomoric piss that you give away for free.
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whitepillmedia@whitepillmedia·
We have sci-fi, Noir, fantasy, more, but the one I enjoyed the most has to be Dox by Alex Beaumis. @Alex_Beaumais I thought this was a beautiful book, and I am so thankful I had the privilege to review it. I haven't enjoyed a book like that since Fedbook. youtu.be/3yvDXrV8YhQ
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
telling people their music is bad is just as important as telling them they smell bad
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
@r8g73bk7i3iller yes, I made them up. based on a period of being overmedicalized and visiting too many doctors
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RGB KILLER@r8g73bk7i3iller·
@Alex_Beaumais so you do write them yourself. there was a small chance in my head that they were some obscure reports you found in the depths of medical documentation
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“BRAIN DAMAGE,” fiction by Renata St. Elmo 𝙄 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮. tragickal.com/brain-damage
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In the universe, there are things that are known, and things that are unknown, and in between, there are doors. –William Blake
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alex beaumais@Alex_Beaumais·
@doughboywrites Dear Doughboy, thank you for showing us your chapbook. While it doesn’t meet our needs today, we really appreciated the motifs and dildo onomatopoeia. We would be happy to consider more submissions at a special rate of $29 each. You'll receive the same eagle-eyed feedback. EIC
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Jon Doughboy@doughboywrites·
Here’s my $34 submission fee. Thank you for considering my chapbook. I’m especially proud of the poem about ice age dildos on page 17
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Mr. Zoris@MrZoris·
Reading about guys I know irl in @Alex_Beaumais’s incisive and beautifully written novel, ‘Dox’
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