Alex Helt

Okay MAGA—you see it right? You see how they immediately claim he wanted to “execute” ICE agents. That he came running up with a gun. Then we get more video. And no, he’s filming. He’s helping a woman they’ve pepper sprayed. He’s jumped on by 5 guys. And then they fire 11 shots.

Sleight of Rizz‼️🤫🤔🪄

@nolanhector28 Respect.

@Alex_Helt But we don’t, so I get to be a grumpy old man on Twitter

Storming the field after barely winning in OT is such a brutal look

@nolanhector28 Trust me, if your team ever won games you’d storm the field too

@Alex_Helt Super fun game but surely does not warrant storming the field.

@pepperface2 You’re still alive so not sure how you failed

@pepperface2 Is this us? <3

@pepperface2 Why is this fucking guy sending you heart emojis? First your mom, now he wants you too???

@rodthegoat10 Something with flavor, something with caffeine, and ice cold water absolutely nailed this drink rotation reedo

Welp, I am deathly hungover, so hungover that as a 25 year old man my mom gave me a talk about how I can’t get as buzzed as I did last night. Whatever bro I’m a beast… also look at my drink line up right now.

@POConnor40 @LaxBrand My personal favorite is the “mom goal” when a shot hits the outside of the net, could always hear the parents go nuts from my position (left bench)

@LaxBrand Possession of the ball when you hold it either man up or man down at the end of a quarter. “Shoot it , shoot it” - uninformed parents.

What is the rule/call that lacrosse fans and parents consistently get wrong and yell about at games?

racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie

@Benny_Gillespie That garbanzo bean had it coming tho frfr

never got kicked out of dave and busters for watching a garbanzo bean

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

@pepperface2 Let me stab you then pussy

@profbuiltdiff If you scared of needles just say that bro 😹

@pepperface2 @BushsBeans Rare miss

@profbuiltdiff I voted French Toast, clearly I’m the only one who cares about your well-being

@pepperface2 @chase_hall_ @rodthegoat10 @alex_weiner24 @beershawwwww @NobeeferskiN Leftover Gluten Free pizza, thanks for asking