alex

“Does he have a combover?” “Does he look like Christopher Maloney?” “Is it Sinéad O'Connor?”

4 down 6 to go. Then I'm off home to break the wife's jaw.

omg babe the bare minimum? you shouldnt have

sometimes you just gotta make this face and move on with life

sometimes we just gotta make this face and move on with our lives

soooo much to say but nvm

1x ticket there for rave alert at swg3 tonight, £25 takes it

My mum, my gran and my aunties went to bongos bingo and Samuel L Jackson is there?? Is that real? I knew he was in Glasgow but why of all things he went to bongos bingo in SWG3??

Snapchat be like ‘a year ago today you thought this hoe was yo soulmate’

this is terrifying

@natalie15xxx thank you my girl, love you xxx

@Laauurynxx thank you my gorgeous girl!! love you xxxz

i actual wander around the house at night with my vape like a victorian ghost with a candle

Nicola Sturgeons husband rubs her skin fade when she leaves the barbers

@connor_deanss you know it home slice

@Alex_Lynskey so true gurly 💅🤌🏼

forever stand by everything happens for a reason

ma soul has just fell out my arse why am a this nervous

how you gon hate me bc of something you caused