Alex Hovansky

I wish I had this when I started farming DLMM pools on @MeteoraAG. So I wrote a simple article for beginners on how to approach Meteora and what actually matters if your goal is long-term profitability. If it helps even a few new LPs avoid costly mistakes, it was worth writing. If anyone from LP ARMY (@met_lparmy) has advice to share or anything to add, I’d be glad to hear it. Article below.

@lpagent_io @MeteoraAG Switching RPC fixed everything thanks for attention @lpagent_io / @FabriqTrade

@Alex_TGH @MeteoraAG can you dm me with more detail?

Hey @MeteoraAG, some of my DLMM positions seem to be stuck. One of them still appears in Portfolio, but it doesn’t show up on the actual pool page, which makes it impossible to close through Meteora’s UI. When I try to close a position from the portfolio, clicking “Close” does nothing. And when I click “Zap Out,” the transaction doesn’t appear in Phantom. I also tried @lpagent_io and @FabriqTrade, but no luck there either. Please investigate. Maybe someone from @met_lparmy can give some advice. I’d be grateful for any help.

@FabriqTrade @MeteoraAG done

@Alex_TGH @MeteoraAG Hey, can you open a ticket in our Discord plz

7 dogs probably the meme of March 84cAEWqiDsV5xXh6CB69Hi3HcnumBbdjH4THfyorpump

if this reaches enough people @taigrr deserves to drop his wallet builders like this should get paid by the internet $spank

@SpaceX @grok, tell me more about $TERAFAB

Announcing TERAFAB: the next step towards becoming a galactic civilization twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Aped the dip on $TERAFAB EncFm8nRh1VBwcRmGugTUzoGsC1n2srWesKDkiMAYWLt Looks like really nice entry, if you check the full chart Entry: 381k

How much fee revenue does @MeteoraAG generate overall? There’s an amazing analytics service @Blockworks for all kinds of on-chain metrics you probably never even think about, and it presents everything in a very useful format. Right now, the data we care about is Meteora’s, which you can find here: blockworks.com/analytics/mete… I only farm DLMM pools, because it let you distribute liquidity across specific bins, basically different price zones, in whatever proportions you want. DLMM pool fees range from 0.2% to 10%, but that part is not important right now, because Meteora’s platform fee in DLMM pools is 20%. And here’s the reality: over the past month, all Meteora farmers combined have been splitting roughly $80k per day on average, whereas from roughly the second half of September through November this year, Meteora was earning around $150k in daily revenue from these pools. That means LPs were taking about $600k a day in trading fees. But the most interesting thing you can see here is what Meteora showed during the $TRUMP launch, when $SOL was trading at $260. The token itself launched in DAMM v2 pools, which cover the full price range, but during those days Meteora’s DLMM pools were showing $2M in daily revenue, which means LPs were pulling in about $8M a day in fees. Compared to today’s $80k, that is a 100x difference. But the real point is something else. Could you have taken advantage of those three days if you had no idea what Meteora was or how to make money from it? And even if you somehow had, you probably would have made pennies, simply because you lacked both the experience and the market presence. Network slowdowns like the one we have today happen regularly. But by learning how to survive in a market like this and by simply staying in the game you give yourself the chance to be in the right place at the right time when the next opportunity comes. That’s exactly how I keep myself going, barely staying in profit over the past week. And I believe the day will come when I reply to this post and write: “Told you so.”

hold the line guys, draw a floor $HeavyPulp

3 juicy dip, aped everything if i die, i die $Life C4yDhKwkikpVGCQWD9BT2SJyHAtRFFnKPDM9Nyshpump $HeavyPulp 8G5ayEsJF4Q7FEWEGeF4jtnUWZBEKCqhySTFQf9Ppump $SHAPE 4HhWcsfjaWYKJtjaxd4EyGSAL4Ky8C3DvqAWPHnrpump

@elonmusk $macrohard should fly again I guess

Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. No other company can yet do this.

this probably isn’t the last pump for $macrohard I think @elonmusk will mention this name more than once

$MARCOHARD has been launched a minute after this tweet KOL's entries were around 150–300k mcap. I grabbed small bag at 227k, but still increasing my position DVZMdNkcET3852usHEi1e6WB9ShffZsxbkbW55eEpump

Catching the dip on $LOBSTER. Insane on-chain activity. 5kPosFqLTMLibiiR5Jvch9veDhNhemiC1J3xgXyJpump Entry: 297k mcap and I’ll ape more if it goes lower.

Catching the dip on $pegdy EG6zP6zWJjcNz563nAjcmNQYhkwbqVbDFpRsWx11pump Entry: 184k mcap

wtf, why is another one $conviction with different ca still trading? it looks like a fake pvp, like what happened with $doom look at this shit 9PMHfE16kvJiHjhXMmSnWioapamFbq42zjvsRHFaSpLt

Aped the biggest dip on $CONVICTION Waiting for CTO here 3VhpH2eJwfE1dLApVMGKnkM7t2hUUNZxiayJJ6sCSpLt Entry: 60.7k mcap