Alexa🕯️

Arya and I are wishing you the most Meowy Christmas!

@jasminekazooie Tooie has obviously trained to demolish kazooie

jasminekazooie vs jasminetooie , who you picking in a battle?

@mackenseize If you don’t complain how will you get any sympathy?!

Lesson learned: COMPLAIN ALWAYS NO REGRETS 😄😄

Made my acct just days after my first ever stream on twitch 😇 It's all unexpected- including meeting @AlexaShines_ through a DM about us twinning w/our ear infections 😆 thanks to my public bitching, she's now my bestie & even in my wedding party 🥳 💗

fuck trump and know your rights!!!

It’s -9c and I really wish there was snow on the ground

@lextaliones_ My 30s so far have been the best years of my life.. you could not pay me to go back to my 20s

@KelseYouLater @CTilburyMakeup If that isn’t the coolest I don’t know what is!

Very excited to share news of newest contract, joining the team at @CTilburyMakeup as Senior Gaming Projects Manager. Video games and makeup, it’s such a dream 😍

As a disappointed Vienna Era’s Tour fan, I was robbed of something and seeing all the posts just hurt my feelings.

@lunettelulu7 I wish I had a bath tub 🥲

@AlexaShines_ Hot bath with epsom salts

How do you relieve the body aches from being sick?

My cat really saw that I hadn’t made her bedtime nest, and decided to take a lap around the bed to make sure it was there by the time she got back. I have created a monster.

@jasminekazooie Was it like velvet? So annoying

hey guys!! just in case you wanted to put your jewelry box through the washing machine, this is a PSA to maybe not!! :)

@SupernovaMomma With adhd having your appliances in eyesight helps so much when figuring out what to cook!

Y’all I’m so easily influenced. One of y’all posted a small appliances shelf and I immediately made that happen. So much cabinet and counter space!!!!

@lextaliones_ I just tried to quote tweet your thing about your boss & the mushroom company. I think it would be totally valid and fair to look and see how you can branch out from here. Maybe it’s time you’ve outgrown the place?

@InternetH0F I love him

@ItsSensitiveJoy Where did you get it?? I need one

@AlexaShines_ its so fun, i couldnt say no

a corduroy jumpsuit was the wrong choice, i am *s w e a t i n g*

Dear diary, I miss the old twitter and every time I go on X I never know what to say anymore. Love, Alexa 🌙

I have spent way too many hours listening to TTPD

@taylenahq It feels like it’s about Scott Borchetta to me lol

why is no one talking about how the smallest man who ever lived is probably the most scathing & angry song shes written about a breakup/man since dear john? saying things like “you didn’t measure up to any measure of a man”, “ill forget you, but not forgive” she was PISSED.