Lex

TOO HARD FOR DA FUCKIN RADIOOOOO

@HTyczki RETWEET

i’m so sorry to those that graduated before me, but graduating EIGHT (8) years ago is INSANE …. that shit feels like yesterday but also 20 years ago at the same time … WTF

my biggest boomer complaint right now is people recording themselves in the gym … because i can see my big ass in the back of your video & i did not consent!!!!! let me workout in peace FUCK

a drake hater has NO reason to speak to me & i’ll stand on that

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

imagine you donate blood and they just give you a gram

barefoot at the gym is INSANE work

& what is everyone gonna do if i play divorced dad rock at the bar all day????

"Your future depends on u" My neurons:

this scares me so bad like whats stopping him from popping like a balloon and spraying everynody in the vicinity with guts and booboo

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

i am so scared of men that wear any kind of slide/slip on shoe to the gym

i just feel like i should be able to block rod wave’s cry baby ass off my apple music

avril lavigne and rico nasty

“i can swim when im drunk” - my 84 year old granny, me too girl, me too

mothers are so bad ass fr, happy mother’s day to all the mommy’s 🥹🥹

& yes i will just be handing my mommy $200 for mother’s day bc what do you get someone that has everything she wants!!!!!!!

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen

big day for me personally