Graduate 🎓

Just got my account restored after 4 months of suspension.

@Amaka_power That's not an embarrassing moment because it didn't happen in a public vehicle

Having to use nylon to shittttt in my ex boyfriend’s car on third mainland bridge because I was purging and couldn’t wait to get to his office 😔😔🚶‍♀️

@DanielRegha This advice is for married people

Always check your partner's phones, without permission, and go thru all chats of both genders. Check bank transaction history too, very important. Better safe than sorry.

@Necherrem @DanielRegha Exactly

@DanielRegha For peace of mind stay clear, if you don't trust your spouse

@nobdylikesaisha Something wey 2 rounds go settle na im you dey go court 😂

This matter is now in the hands of my legal team. I won’t be addressing it further on here.

@Nsukka_okpa Omo na true oh 😂, CAF nyash don open

Morocco won the 1976 AFCON Against Guinea. Morocco walked off around the 80th minute after a controversial refereeing call against Guinea, staying off for about 15 minutes in protest. They returned, and won the game. Ladies and Gentlemen, WHERES THE FOOLISH CAF?!!!! 😂😂

@ABUJAPLUG You dey crase 😂

@ABUJAPLUG 😂😂

@Wizarab10 😂😂😂

God will take you before Ramadan

@ABUJAPLUG That's his mother and his nakedness is nothing new to her

@TheRealCEOAmber What brand of is his phone?

I just won 1 million naira from a friend of mine. We made a bet to put our phones in water for two minutes and take them out if nothing happened, you’d win 1 million naira. I accepted the challenge and put my iPhone 17 Pro Max in water for two minutes, and he did the same. You won’t believe it, we both took our phones out and they were still working. But after a few seconds, his phone went blank, and up till now, it’s still not working. He angrily smashed the phone on the floor. Chai, I feel so bad… but my phone is still working.

@Wizarab10 Go do clearance, mobilize make you go nysc dey collect allowance

Nigerians survive "by the grace of God."

@Wizarab10 End that relationship immediately you see this reply

A lady earning N100k who sees her income as family income is better than a lady earning N4m who sees her income as personal. Fling the relationship away

@TheDamiForeign Bad guys as how? See this small boy oh 😂

Omo! Wizkid’s son, Champz is dropping an E.P tonight!😳🔥🔥 Young Peot!✍️

Never try this kind thing for your life again!

@ABUJAPLUG How old are you self ? 😂

@ManCity @KevinDeBruyne Clock them

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Which one is APC Toto again 😂

@SaintCFC_ @CFC_OBED Not even some kind of soups. It should be every soup

@CFC_OBED How can you eat some kind of soups 😂

jokes aside this is the worst type of beard you can have

@pee_rsp Wife material 200yards

Half kilo of chicken - 2500 Beef - 1000 Rice (1cup) - 350 Eggs (2) - 500 Total - N4,350 This is how I manage 😭 although I always have eggs and rice at home.

@SexyyRed314_ Linking up with fellow girl <<<

When she finally says let’s link up and sends you the addy