
Puppy Alex
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Puppy Alex
@AlexanderSmit28
Hullo! I are Alex! I a puppy! Want to be friends? Owners: @sweetcuitehime Pet: @mikeman_m ((irl 35yo man))
Katılım Aralık 2011
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@basedbinkie Binkie, I gotta know
Is there a way to get a Puppet get pregnant and carry our child to term?
B-because I Hope, and long for our ability to reproduce with her… even if that Hope is… unnatural…
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@struggleibrahim Jokes on you
You think you’ll marry me, but not if I marry you first!
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@Kur_art_ai Poor thing!
Would you like a slice of sharp cheddar, Chloe? And maybe some cuddles?
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@AlexanderSmit28 @Skullz_Skeleton You got too much of the bread and the butter. Stop hoarding it you motherfucker!
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@kvwviiju Where do I buy a sticker?
I don’t have a stupid place to put one, I just want to put one on my water bottle for nobody else to understand it’s significance, like all the rest of my stickers
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@DawnsongLineage (Sadly. It’s the one thing I have come to dislike while getting into manga.)
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@AlexanderSmit28 (Yeah. Always a bit weird but English localisers/translators seem to have the least/no respect for the original.)
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@basedbinkie -horrible outcome of such an unspeakable, unholy union, born of love and Hope?
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@basedbinkie …ok, so I KNOW a human and a puppet can’t produce offspring
But I find myself REALLY wanting to test that theory. And maybe paying someone to tilt the scales.
Binkie, who, if anyone, would an adventurer need to bribe to help them reproduce with a puppet, and what would be the-
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@FrostBiteNerd Oh no!
How deeply do I need to kiss her to know which mood she’s in?
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@kittygfxo Is otay, sweetie
You’re protecting your health. I would give you more comfort if I could, but I’m too far away, so support and general affection is all I can offer.
But I offer it freely, sweetie ^_^
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@alekirser Make me! Non-sexually!
(Challenge rating: Hard, but not that way)
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@kms4fun I miss when I could tell people Twitter is a dumpster fire, but it’s fun playing with burning garbage…
I miss playing with burning garbage…
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@Kur_art_ai As long as Chloe is safe and based, it’s all good. Because Chloe is best (mouse) girl.
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So it seems that besides merging with JP twitter in this recent update, we also got draconian levels of censorship implemented into the site because X now has to follow abusive european laws about suggestive or problematic content to "protect the kids"
Which explains why posting a cute anime girl or anything close to the female figure is not only getting deboosted and flagged by the algorithm but sometimes it is also ban worthy

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@DawnsongLineage I would rather a closer Japanese to English translation than this weirdness. Especially since the context is the will of someone decades dead.
Frankly, I’d have been more forgiving if they’d called Frieren a “jive turkey”.
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@AlexanderSmit28 (En localisers butchering translations. That's about it. Wouldn't be the first time.)
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