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diary of a Nigerian Youth: surviving vibes, hope & sapa 🆘 make we waka small waka (1.)

when a baddie finally let’s you hit and you feel your meat going soft

0-1 (10' Dembélé)

DEMBELE STRIKE JUST THREE MINUTES INTO THE MATCH!! HERE WE GO AGAIN 🔥

Three minutes. Ousmane Dembélé. 19 goals in all competitions this season. ❤️💙🌕

Back at our home 🙌🩵 🤝 #AsahiSuperDry

🚨Ishowspeed’s UCL prediction has been 100% accurate so far, unreal 😳😱

We need help 😭 There’s an attack going on now at Barkin ladi plateau state , they have surrounded us🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Let me tell you one of the greatest corporate scams running in Nigeria right now and it has not gotten the outrage it deserves. Why should your data expire? It is not that the internet ran out of space or because the bandwidth disappeared or because anything technical happened to the gigabytes sitting in your account. But because MTN, Airtel, and Glo wrote an expiry date on something that has no natural reason to expire. Think about it this way. You buy a bag of rice. You do not finish it in one week. Does the rice disappear? You buy a generator. You do not use it every day. Does the fuel in the tank evaporate on a schedule? You buy land. You do not build on it immediately. Does the land expire? Data is a product you purchased. It is sitting in a server allocated to your number. The infrastructure cost of holding that data for an extra 30 days is effectively zero. There is no physical depletion happening. The expiry date exists for one reason only. To force you to buy again before you are ready. That kind of service model is a designed extraction system. They sell you a product, attach an artificial scarcity clock to it, and collect the unused balance as silent profit when the timer runs out. Multiply that by 150 million subscribers and you start to understand the size of the robbery. MTN’s Nigerian revenue last year ran into hundreds of billions of naira. A meaningful portion of that is money Nigerians paid for data they never used because the clock ran out. And the NCC, the regulator sitting in Abuja collecting salary to protect consumers, has done precisely nothing about it.

you don grasp am abi make we wait still small?

E pay you to dey jobless pass make you dey do 9-5 of 100k for this current Nigeria. - 2k on transport daily x 5 days a week = 10k. 10k x 4 (4 weeks) =40k - 3k on feeding daily x 30 = 90k - 5k data weekly x 4 = 20k/month. Everything above = 150k Mind you; this is a rough estimate of the average Nigerian o. I have not added groceries, and other utility bills. Except you have a side hustle, live with your parents, or someone is taking care of you, 100k salary in the current Nigeria is suffering. The saddest part? A lot of Nigerians don’t even earn up to that monthly. I sincerely hate it here, man. We can’t continue like this.

Michael Olise showing up to the Allianz Arena undercover 🥷

🚨🥷🏿 Michael Olise has arrived at Allianz Arena.

I have my confidence again, Arsenal can never survive this PSG team

wtf is that bicycle kick

Bayern and PSG should discuss amongst themselves and pick the best one to represent earth in the fight against terrorism.

Bayern Munich couldn't believe PSG weren't called for a handball on either of these plays. The first one would have been a second yellow on Nuno Mendes as well.

saka recreating this in the champions league final will send chills down my spine

I hate Arsenal more than Spurs. There, I said it.

Luis Enrique subbed out Mbappe in a game, Mbappe got angry and went to the dressing room, changed his cloth and went to sit with his family in the VIP section for the rest of the game. Imagine that happening in Spain 😂

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