Alexandra

My favorite past time is listening to boomers jokingly complain about everything

Zumba is low key a cult

Vegas is an armpit and I don’t understand why people come here for a good weekend

Salt and pepper on a tomato got me feeling like

Being on gardentok is my favorite thing

The worst time to leave your house is at 3pm if you live by a school

My bf has turned me into a plant parent and now I look forward to seeing my garden every morning to see what progress we have 🥺

I hope my kids go to college so I can go to the college bars with them

Coming close to 1 year of owning my house and I still can’t believe that I’m the owner of something so valuable

Nothing beats drinking a nice coffee and gardening in the morning 😌

@itschrismyguy I can be your buddy 😌

I need to find some golfing buddies

This week has shown me that a child just does not fit in my schedule

60 hrs of pto, I have to plan a vacation 🥴

@Andrew_Jordan54 Welcome to being an adult

@haleyyyerinnn Literally a dream

@Andrew_Jordan54 Just tell me where the cameras are and I’ll avoid them 😂

I bought a 70” tv and I have no regrets

Any recipe I see that consists of cream cheese or ranch powder automatically disqualified