Alex Brooker

@Audi are your UK call centres open? @AudiOfficial

is that ur tatoo in the pic?@justinluis06

Gary Barlow said Frankie had to go because he crossed the line. He didnt actually cross the line, he just snorted it!@Paul_Arnold8

@Paul_Arnold8 aint had a roast in ages! Chinese 2nyt, then watch football 2mo.Then playing sunday.quiet1.U been practicing snooker?#cantpot

@Paul_Arnold8 ur home forms quality,mite end when u get the mighty addicks in the fa cup!yeh were doing gd,5 points clear!got plans 4 wknd?x

@Paul_Arnold8 haha,homes under the hammer?jezzer?location,location?wen u gna b bk@work?dont play hard2get.How gd r saints doing!u been much?

@Paul_Arnold8 Hola amigo.OCHO!How u doing?R u getting pissed off being on crutches?R u looking forward to seeing my beautiful face at xmas?x