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@Alexgrubard

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Jersey City, NJ Katılım Nisan 2009
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Believe in yourself. I wrote a check that’s dated 10 years in the future for a million dollars from Jim Carrey.
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Biden dropped out. Now him and I have something in common.
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Biden has COVID. God is taking out the nominees’ senses one by one.
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Think JD Vance calls Trump “Meemaw?”
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I feel bad for the bullet.
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@eddiejfinn And if you last the night, it’s yours!
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Local NY News has become, “this person moved out of New York City and now their rent is cheaper.”
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It smells like someone stabbed a keg of Budweiser in this bar.
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Thats more felonies than I’ve had roommates.
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Ugh, I just pinned someone’s text thread in iMessage. This is so embarrassing.
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I’ll be waiting for the subway too long and start googling, “who the hell was Delancey and why does his train station suck?”
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Ain’t no party like a pizza party ‘cause a pizza party means the whole class got Bs.
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