Alexis Figir

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@FeelYouHappy AI slop 🗑️

The cutest video ever 😻

@TrulyOO8 You forgot the one where he likes to be pissed on

Some Crazy Facts about Brock Lesnar A thread 🧵

@lextakesthecity You should still tip your barista. They are part of the service industry

Tipping culture has become horrendous. No, I am not tipping the barista because they made my ice coffee the way that it should be made. Tipping culture is for servers and other workers that don’t make their full pay and survive off tips. Is everyone okay?

@August_Macias They’re both trash 🗑️

For absolutely no specific reason, here is a video of Cate Blanchett killing Zachary Levi.

@sweatystartup It’s weird that “entrepreneurs” are overly concerned with money and success than allowing their children to be children. Not everything has to be a life lesson. Buying your kid a replacement ice cream won’t make him “soft” or entitled. This pressure you’re creating is unnecessary

My kids will be resourceful. Will be able to think for themselves. Will be able to make decisions. I’ll build them up and empower them to do hard things with grit. I think parents miss out on a lot of that stuff nowadays. Just giving kids whatever they want.

The way Twitter goes about parenting makes me feel a lot better. My kids are virtually guaranteed to be successful. The competition is full of entitlement and will be super soft.

MLB: games are way too long, let’s shorten them. Also MLB: let’s make the All-Star Game nine hours long and have commercials every five minutes!

@Oreo am I going crazy or did the amount of cream shrink recently? I thought I bought thins by accident but nope, they’re the regular ones. What gives?

If I was booking WWE, these would be my champions 🔥🔥🔥

@RebekahWriter This is one of the fucking dumbest things I’ve read today

@RepMTG What a dumb bitch 😂

The average age of the signers of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776 was 44 years old, but more than a dozen were 35 or younger: Thomas Jefferson: 33 John Hancock: 39 James Madison: 25 Alexander Hamilton: 21 James Monroe: 18 Aaron Burr: 20 Paul Revere: 41 George Washington: 44

@DrDisrespect “I was messaging a minor but they messaged me back so whatever. I didn’t plan to do anything because I’m an upstanding family man plus only some of those messages were inappropriate so I’m not like other assholes who text minors. I’m different. it wasn’t that bad you guys.”

@devonlass @EdensNotAnEgg Why are all terfs such insufferable cunts

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters There’s another nickel! You’re that much closer to buying another terrible FF album. Congrats!!!!🎉

@AlexisFigir @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters HA!!! I know how to allow others to voice their opinions because WE ARE NOT THE SAME. Even twins have differences in the opinions, it's psychology

Dave Grohl undermining a woman’s talent and success was not on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are! This is SO incredibly lame and embarrassing of you @foofighters!

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters Do you get a nickel for every time you say opinion or is that your only rebuttal? You’re blatantly ignoring valid criticism from others while excusing shitty behavior because of “opinions”. You really must be a huge fan who can’t see past how absolutely mediocre they are.

@AlexisFigir @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters Whether you can or not; he is entitle to his opinion. I don't think he wrong by his opinion and he isn't the first person to say it... and he won't be the last.

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters If you can’t hear the condescension in his voice, his accusation of her not playing live (where’s his proof), etc. and still want to claim he isn’t making fun of her…let’s not be obtuse. You may be a fan but he’s being a dick

@AlexisFigir @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters How is he making fun of her, by making his opinion known? I mean, it doesn't matter his age. People can make opinions, however old you are, you certainly have an opinion.

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters Not a Taylor fan but it seems weird that a 55 year old man feels the need to make fun of a younger artist for no reason while he’s surrounded by his fans who will blindly agree with him.

@yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters People don't have to view your loves and likes the way you do. Foo Fighters has been around for decades putting out good music and great videos; this mid-30s girl is beefy with a reality star; like really? Grow up and move on

@JT_szn_ @Phillies You can watch on @Roku for free if you spend 20 mins downloading it and signing up but don’t bother because the feed looks terrible. It’s way too shaky

@Phillies What channel is this on

Marshy Airlines you are cleared for takeoff 🛫 PHILLIES.COM/VOTE

@MLB This @Roku feed looks like garbage. I am so sick of having to have twenty different apps to keep up with my team. @mlb this is ridiculous, can you stop this nonsense already

It's a great day for some ⚾️

@Citr0_x @AutisticCraig96 @_celia_bedelia_ You’re certainly embarrassing yourself now.

@AutisticCraig96 @_celia_bedelia_ Personally I'm a man who has never done this, I've never changed the question and honestly it's embarrassing you try to blame every single man for a margin of men.

Men are not okay, y’all.